You know how I feel about winter. Every year, it creeps up on me out of nowhere! One minute I’m frolicking about in the sunshine, and the next I’m getting violently finger-banged by Frosty the Snowman. This isn’t acceptable. Especially when I still haven’t found my box full of hats, scarves, magic gloves and other assorted warm things.
Alas, the contestants in today’s round of iPhone Wars didn’t have any trouble finding their boxes… Er, perhaps I should rephrase that? They’re all wearing hats. Which of them makes you want to curl up next to a fireplace, uncork a bottle of red wine and then make out until your lips fall off? Get your vote on, and let us know.
– Dewitt
Photos via: Guys With iPhones
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CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
CONTESTANT C:
CONTESTANT D:
What?!?!?! No Santa hats???? Or are we saving that one for two weeks from now?
B is my king of bear! Can imagine cuddling in his arms, against that hairy chest on a cold, rainy night. 🙂
That chest hair looks so invitingly warm.
Letter D !!!!
C is the hottest of the four; A is tempting ’cause he might be a ginger (or it could just be the lighting), but I voted for D because he seems like fun. And if the battle is about the goofy hats, then it seems like potential-for-fun should count for something.
Not voting. Nothing there to vote for….
B looks like Sauce Boss from Epic Meal Time, but D has a goofy smile and dorky glasses soooo D!
come on “B”!
pull through!!
D has the cutest facial expression, but I HAD to go with B for the BEAR. Why couldn’t he be in his underwear too? I’d lOVE to cuddle up with that bear on cold winter nights (and days)!!
I would love to have A, B, and D. Had to vote for D though.
None of the above.
C is cuter. I would love to have him any day. Sexy ass
I like “A” because his hat looks like a dead animal he found and put it on his head. It shows Imagination.