Totally backing up my theory that Halloween is the sexiest time of the year, check out this week’s “iPhone Wars” contestants. Normally if I was getting boned over a Smurf, I would be on the clam to my therapist. However, the dude with the blue apps has made it more than ok. Vote for your favorite after the jump!
– J. Harvey
Photo credit: Guys With iPhones
Contestant A (The Cute Cowboy)
Contestant B (Borat’s Much Hotter Cousin)
Contestant C (We’re Not Sure, But He’s Adorable)
Contestant D (Papa Smurf)
Hello Papa!
Smurf for the fuck
Wow a Borat costume. That’s so topical.
hmmm…
A: Gay
B: Gayer
C: Thats a costume?
D: WTF??
This would make a great marry, fuck, block …
A – marry
B – block
D – fuck
A is just perfect … smooth chest, love the 6 pack and nice to see it on a man with some bulk, usually on thin twinks … and such a great smile … love his 6 shooters … wish he’d show more …
B put a bunch of pics on – nice t0 see he took his dingy grey tighty whities off finally … solid body but eh …
C … cute guy but really? less is more … he needs less clothes
D … obviously tall, masc, great body too … would love to see the natural product as well …
bring on the blue! not picky over ethnicity! those smurfs have to be packing, right?
Papa Smurf is Soooooooooo HOT! Mmmmmm yummy!
A – look good but real cowboys have hair on there body
B- he so dam fucking hot but shoulda had a back shot to
C – ehhh !
D – huh next time he take a pic make sure there’s no mess
i was gonna say… B should be disqualified for a number of reasons…not the least of which was his 6 postings wearing that thing with the creepy underwear. 2nd reason? his “i am demented” look in all of his posts, not just the halloween ones.
A-Cowboys are hot, but I prefer mine actual men with hair and beards and chaps and…
I’m getting ahead of myself. Nice attempt though, but not my cup of tea.
B-I found Borat to have it’s moments. The spandex scene was one of them. Not sure about his face though. Has no appeal to me what so ever.
C-A ran over road worker. Or the start of a zombie survivor/victim. Cutie though. Doesn’t have to take off clothing to get his appeal across.
D-Always had a thing for older men. Papa Smurf wins in my book.
Now, I wonder if he needs help washing off all of that body paint of his in those hard to reach areas XD
All gay, no play! hahahaha
think you meant to say “blue abbs”
D for hotness and creativity/unique costume… the cowboy is hot, but the costume is boring!
Papa Smurf ? Try Poppa Boner
Pretty sure the cowboy is a porn actor from Out in Public
A is porn model Tucker Vaughn … I believe
Contestant A is porn actor Tucker Vaughn. He’s worked for College Dudes 24/7 and Hot House, among others, and enjoys getting fucked like nobody’s business. He is adorably cute and I have been crushing on him since forever! One look at him and I didn’t bother with the other options. Save a horse, ride a cowboy indeed!
the cowboy looks a lot like Tucker Vaughn… do you think it’s possibly him?
Yeah, his name is Tucker somethingorother, I believe.
I think you’re right. It really could be Tucker Vaughn
I’m surprised no one has said this: Papa smurf can I lick your ass? (yeah, lick my ass, bitch)
typical
I vote for B as its me but I hate that pic as its actually months old.
Someone must have posted it on Guyswithiphones as I don’t post on there anymore.
Sorry if you think I am scary but I’m a man I cant multitask by smiling and posing at the same time
Fuck me Pappa Smurf!
i love tucker V.. hes amazing 😛