Bah! No one turns to Guys With iPhones to see cute guys wearing CLOTHES! Personally, i find a guy in a GQ smooth get-up WAY sexier than a dude flashing his butthole at me. Smart shirt/tie/vest combo > your dusky rosebud.
Here’s a collection of gentlemen in their holidaying duds for your perusal. Which one would you most want to wine, dine, and 69 you? Hey, I didn’t say sex was off the menu or anything.
– J. Harvey
Note – yes, there is a celebrity in this mix, but his pic was on the site – so he qualifies!
Photo credit: Guys with iPhones
To see full pics of our sartorial sexies and to vote, Follow the JUMP:
Contestant A
Contestant B
Contestant C
Contestant D
is C actually darren chris, or just a pretty femme look alike?
oops — meant B — [c’s the hottest, though.. that’s why on my mind]
Isn’t B Blaine from Glee..?
D—Definitely.
So, Darren Criss vs. everyone else? Or is this just some dapper-ass cosplay?
A white belt is the antithesis of being well dressed. None of these men are stylish, except maybe A.
C looks exactly like my cousin….. and I find him the hottest.
This just got very awkward for me.
D please.
C looks like a major douchebag…
Praise on Mark! White belts need to make their exit… ugh.
well if c is a douchebag – i guess i love douche bags – but i don’t. i think c is a very sexy looking smart dressed man. love to meat him at his desk!!!!! did I say that!!!
he looks exactly like someone i know too!
C is the hottest
Goddammit, I hate skinny ties!
B has to be darren ross! and he’s straight 🙁
Come to L.A. Mr “D” I would show you a GREAT time!!
What part about them is “sharply” dressed?
Pretty sloppy when you get down to it…sorry, you missed the boat there.
What part about them is “sharply” dressed?
Pretty sloppy when you get down to it…sorry, you missed the boat there.
None of them are “sharply-dressed”…but if I had to pick, “D” for sure!
Seeing as A is the only one who actually dressed up… (though D did too) the other two look like they’re a couple of high school kids who got into their dads old dress clothes…
C’s outfit is not what I call “sharp-dressed”. This is more like a regular Saturday night out with the boys.
A is the only one I would consider hiring.
D is sharply dressed? He has a wallet chain! Get it together, gays!
D is the best dressed for me.
However, I would take B and C for a night on the town. And by town I mean bed. And by night I mean week.
none of them look sharp/stylish/trendy or whatever
I figured a lot of people would find C has a douchebag look but think he’s hot anyway…LOL. Voted for him. Confidence is hot.
B looks like he’s about to break out on a song on Glee. Or about to put the make up on somebody about to break out on a song on Glee.
is there an echo in here in here in here?
A has something fucked up on top of his head, I believe it may be his hair. B is just too fucking goofy looking, and he does look like he belongs on “Glee!” D just looks like a big ol’ stupid redneck who found a vest and tie (a wallet chain…REALLY?). And C is just oozing a smoky sexiness, but he needs to let me fix his belt.
mrlulu is bang on… A is by far the sharpest-dressed. B is just Darren Criss being uber-gay (ie. getting into his part) lol
who the hell said D??? D is fucking ugly.
B is Darren Criss looking particularly girly, and A and B are the better two
Seriously? None of them are well-dressed? I mean, B C and D are all not well-dressed in the slightest but A is wearing a fashionably tailored suit in a nice color, and his tie and vest are great. Jeez.
I like A, C, & D. I’ve never gotten the Darren Criss craze. He’s cute-ish but otherwise meh.
A is my favorite, only one in an actual suit and I like his hair.
Next choice for me is C, I like his style.
B looks like it is Darren Criss, the “celebrity” in the mix but for a second I thought D was Mario Batali, LOL.
:-(.
no love for Guy “D”?
jeez.
that’s okay..
..i’d be just as glad to help the guy out of those clothes, anyway.
B is Darren Criss. If you right click and open in new tab, the photo is actually titled Darren-Criss1.jpg
A >>>