Spandex is a privilege, not a right. Some people should keep their compression shorts under wraps, other dudes should only be ALLOWED to wear those full suits that drunk guys wear to sporting events now.
These five guys have earned that privilege.
Which one of today’s “iPhone Wars” contestants have made the fabric look so hot that you don’t even want them to take it off?
– J. Harvey
Photo credit: Guys With iPhones
To vote, Follow the JUMP:
Contestant A
Contestant B
Contestant C
Contestant D
Green Man is saving your life right now, bro, just go with the flow.
Contestant B is a gay porn star, isn’t he?
Difficult, but I had to go with D.
Oh i love these iphone wars!
who is B hes soo hot :P?
“B” is showing no meat
B got my vote because of the low ride. D was a close second.
I can’t believe A’s got so little votes…he’s AMAZING!
Awww… I thought most people will have chosen C for the jokes
i am agreeing with the majority, for once: “B” is the most-superior choice, here — i approve of his choice in spandex.
i’m shocked that contestant B is so far in the lead….that spandex makes it seem that he doesn’t have much junk to show off
You’re crazed!!! He’s already caused me to orgasm before i finished this message. He’s clearly the ONLY choice! 🙂
Absolutely love D…Gorgeous
I agree with Pigknuckle. That spandex choice makes him look lacking where he should be packing.
B is porn star Jay Roberts 🙂
B is the best looking. I also can find a little love for D if I try.
none
“A” clearly has the upper body for spandex. Unfortunately he did not choose “B” or “D”s choice of spandex bottoms. If he had I am sure he would have won hands down.