I can’t tell.

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Because Randy Blue won’t respond to any of my emails about things like this scene, or giving me some kind of extra access so I can report back about things that are awesome.

So instead I had to watch the 60 second clip they email around to everyone and try and figure out whether or not anyone would care about this. SAD TIMES HERE.

Sad times.

I really like Nick Sterling. I think that guy is great and he’s one of the most polite humans I’ve ever met in my life. I think it is unfair that his shoulders look like that and mine continue to slump inward at an ever increasing rate. Also that I won’t be able to grow that level of beard probably ever in my life.

I don’t know anything about Judas Cole, except that the release of this scene is serendipitous since his namesake is part of the reason for all the sales this weekend! Thanks, Judas, for giving everyone a reason to save some bucks on penis movies!

Tell me what you can make of this:

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Like… I THINK I liked that. But who can even tell in 60 seconds? What if the rest of it is just like the two of them baking hamentashen and tweeting racist things to @megynkelly? What if this was all the penetration you actually see in the full version!? JOURNALISM DEMANDS THAT I SEE SLIGHTLY MORE OF THIS CLIP/NICK STERLING’S THICK, LUSCIOUS, MUSCLY ASS SO THAT I MAY ACCURATELY CONVEY SOME KIND OF ENTHUSIASM OR WARNING TO THE GOOD PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET.

DO YOU HEAR ME RANDY BLUE!? CAN YOU HEAR ALL MY CAPITAL LETTERS?! CALL ME! TYLER AT MANHUNT DOT NET!

HELP ME HELP YOU.

Here are some pictures:

 

I have no way of knowing if Randy Blue is having an Easter sale since they won’t email me back. 🙁

 

– tyler