It Turns Out That “Joanne The Scammer” Is Hot And Has Done Solo Stuff

My current obsession is Internet character and self-described “messy bitch,” Joanne The Scammer. She’s a bewigged ne’er-do-well and human performance art piece lampooning racial divisions and consumer culture. She thrills me to NO end. So how excited was I then when I found out that not only is she a fucking howl, but her true identity is one Branden Matthews. He’s done porn! As Joanne would say – “truly, honestly.”

So I dug around and found some clips of “Joanne” in action. I understand the need to leave the porn world behind to find modes of income that the “straight” world would find more palatable. But he should have stuck around a little while longer. Dude’s got a big dick and he likes to stuff things up his ass! He’s multi-talented!

Check out more of Joanne the Scammer’s porn past below.

– Michael Xavier

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