My friend has convinced me to attend an underwear party this weekend. Once I got over the initial stress about what I’m going to wear—keep in mind, I still haven’t made up my mind—there was a whole other wave of anxiety that rushed over me. As you’re all aware, we live in a world where people as stunning as Jamie Dornan have issues with their body. I feel like it’s perfectly natural that I went to a place where I began to feel insecure about, well, everything.
I mean, I’m generally pretty comfortable in my own skin, but I don’t fit into any special niches… And I sure as hell don’t look like Spanish Manhunt member thebigfox! This might be for the best, because I don’t think I could handle the pressure of dozens of men begging to lick my abs every single time I take my shirt off. (That’s what I assume it’s like when you’re this stunning.)
How many crunches do I have to do for my body to look like this by Saturday night? Should I forget about it and just be grateful for my moderately decent health? Or should I skip the party altogether, book a trip to Spain and join the dozens of men who are begging to lick thebigfox‘s luscious stomach? Decisions, decisions!
UPDATE: Unfortunately, the party I was supposed to got canceled! Fortunately, if I had still attended, I would have been able to walk in confidently after the kind words I heard from this post. Thank you all for helping me feel sexy.
– Dewitt
Take a look at this dude’s ridiculously great body below:
Head over here to see more pics, read his profile or send him a message!
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who wouldn’t want a body like that
But can you enjoy life with a body like that? Can you really go off and devour a large plate of curly fries when you want to or is it always kale chips and three hours on the treadmill?
The funny thing is there are quite a few guys in the world that look like that who are attracted to chubby men & women. The guy Keith on the show Men Of The Strip admitted to the other guys that he likes big women. His girlfriend was pushing 300 lbs. True, most men who look like this guy want other guys who look like him, but there is a sub group that gives the less gifted hope. You should do an article on that Dewitt. Put a call out for hot guys like this who want the average shaped & heavy guys, and then feature their profiles.
I might exchange curly fries for people wanting to suck my dick 24/7. Though, to be honest, I’d have to think about it.
I must be the worst kind of slut because there’s no lips or dick on this earth that’ll make me stop eating curly fries forever.
You could eat curly fries off my (lack of) abs.
I’d trade bodies, but I’d want to keep my dick—fuck curly fries–I’d need to keep my lemon-dill hollandaise recipe also
He clearly works hard at it and naturally has genes that lend to that type of physique.. I didn’t get those genes… but still work hard at it!
It’s great he is proud of his body and posts so many pictures.
But why the empty profile body?
Sounds like a plan!
Amen! I’d volunteer to test out the applicants, lmao!
And you don’t have guys looking to suck you off 24/7?! I would think so!
As for what to wear to an underwear party, there’s no one saying you can’t wear a top if you don`t like your chest/abs/stomach area. Just wear a dark tank top and a jock strap and you’ll do fine.
Giving up the bad food is not as hard as you think. I gave up almost everything bad for a month before my vacation, and I looked so good there that once I came back, the compliments overruled the temporary satisfaction of junk food.
I’ll help you test. I mean it’s quality testing always has more than one tester. Lol!
James, the more the merrier! Quantity and quality control, lmao.
This is a plan! Lol! Seriously, Dewitt you need to do this search. Lol!
Those are my kind of pecs!
devouring a large plate of curly fries isn’t enjoying life, it’s enjoying food. being hot and healthy? That’s enjoying life!
i want to see his asshole
He probably eats what ever he wants just stops at the gym in between the trips to get the curly fries LOL !