That’s one of my favorite post titles so far.

Seriously, for the brief moment that Active Duty’s Ryan’s nutsack is visibly bouncing off Jacob’s sweaty, shiny ass, I found myself transfixed.

Hypnotic, isn’t it?

I found out the coolest fact last week. A very porn-learned co-worker of mine was telling me the story of Dink Flamingo’s Active Duty. It was kind of a “what it is and how it came to be.” Did you know that, for real, the featured dudes are like 95% actual military? Let me preface this by saying I can be a cynical twat most some of the time. I’m just slightly more close-mouthed about it than other much cuntier gay porn bloggers. But yeah, when I’m faced with a “theme” site claiming to be featuring “actual blah blah blah,” I take it with a whole shaker of salt. But I guess the Active Duty dudes are, in most cases, right off the base. Yes, this made the site’s content even hotter to me. Wiry Ryan fucking wiry Jacob with his fat dick like an out-of-control oil well was already hot. The fact that they serve in our Armed Forces makes it even sweatier. Ugh, does this mean I’m one of those dudes who wants to be rescued? It does.

Check out two particularly sexy members of our military below.

– Michael Xavier

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