It’s Ryan Kwanten’s Birthday And He’s Hot, So….

True Blood’s between seasons and it’s missed. But the truth is – we watch it for Ryan Kwanten. Also – him. Spoiler Alert: Sookie’s a fairy, Tara’s a lesbian (and dead), Russell Edgington’s out of his grave, who gives a shit? We just want Jason Stackhouse naked. So does openly gay True Blood creator Alan Ball. He knows what he his audience wants! The show takes every opportunity possible to make sure Ryan’s missing clothing. They could be shooting a scene in a nuclear reactor during a meltdown, and somehow Jason Stackhouse will end up without pants. He’s so dreamy.

The following treasure trove of Ryan Kwanten pics should ease you through your Monday. Mondays after a holiday are the WORST. Let’s Kwanten’s ass heal you.

– J. Harvey

For a BUTTLOAD of Ryan Kwanten pics, Follow the JUMP:

Bonus! A nice little vid of some of Jason Stackhouse’s nearly naked moments…

17 thoughts on “It’s Ryan Kwanten’s Birthday And He’s Hot, So….

  1. Not everyone has caught Season 4, yet, so you might want to note that you’re posting SPOILERS. Thanks for ruining the fun of seeing Ryan nearly naked by giving away major plot twists. 

  2. I totally agree with Billy Boy. THANK YOU J. Harvey!!! NOT! My bf just got into the series and havent made it to season 4 yet. Next time let your readers know before you post spoilers. You’ve ruined it for me

  3. Oops, you are going to make me clutch my pearls. I love this line. Ryan Kwanten is one hot male and I would do everything thing bottom side up  and bottom side down using a condom. The man is sexy as 3 NFL football players put together. As Wanda use to say on ‘In Living Color’, I would rock Ryan’s world.

  4. Sorry, Lafayette doens’t nothing for me. He’s such a Queen, but I love his character on the show.

  5. The grayscale pic of Ryan in the towel showing a bit of his dark, thick bush MADE ME WET!!!!!
    For some reason, I had the image inside my brain that Ryan would be shaved or manscaped down below. Yea, he is soooooo cute. His character is like a little boy caught in a man’s hunky body, and you just want to grab him, hug him, and tell him everything will be all right.

  6. When I first saw him I thought he was hot and he has a sexy body, but then one day I realized he looks like George W. Bush and that was the end of it for me.

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