It’s “Talk Like A Pirate Day,” Hence Some Gay Pirate Porn (Or A Reasonable Facsimile)

SeptembARrrrr 19 be National “Speak Like A Scurvy Pirate” Day! Tis be Manhunt Daily so here be a bunch ‘o jolly dainty ladies scenes wit’ a scurvy pirate theme (or title or whatever) wit’ which to celebrate! Just watch that rusted hook hand if ye’re goin’ to jerk off to them! Swim th’ plank, Avast ye maties, ‘n all ‘o that stuff.*

*Translated to Post Like A Pirate

– Michael Xavier

This is the best one:

The rest…well, they had “pirate” somewhere in the title? Arrrrr!