Confession – I used to think James Van Der Beek was the grossest cast member of Dawson’s Creek. Yes, I used to be a Dawson’s Creek stan. But a true one, so I paddled out of there when they left Capeside for college. I had a total boner for Pacey, thought Michelle Williams should have just bypassed TV for movies, and wanted the way-too-gabby and precocious Joey and Dawson to drown in said creek. The gay one with the crazy sister was alrighty on the eyes, but they barely let him date so it was kinda blah.
Point is – BuzzFeed posted all of these pics of the Dawson of now and HOLY HELL, HE DID GET HOT! James Van Der Beek became a sexy bitch. Check out the following pics and let us know what you think. Why has he been relegated to playing himself on some shitty CBS sitcom as well as functioning as a human meme? Even Ke$ha knows he’s lickable. And that bitch is higher than the sun!
– J. Harvey (via BuzzFeed)
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Bitch! We rarely get into public arguments on here, but I’m about to pull out the knives on you! (In a metaphorical sense, in case anyone is worried)
“Don’t Trust The B—- in Apt 23” is on motherfucking ABC, and it’s ACTUALLY a fantastic show. Krysten Ritter is my spirit animal… My spirit animal in an alternate universe where I’m a self-centered bitch who lives in apartment 23.
YOU KNOW NOTHING, J. HARVEY. <– This is a Game of Thrones reference, not a factually accurate statement. You know a lot of things. I'm sorry! Wait a second. Why am I apologizing? I'm supposed to be mad at you!
::angry growl::
Don’t Trust the B is an amazinggggggg show! And yes, he has gotten wayyyyyyy hotter.
Now now…don’t forget all the great pics he got you for your birthday, Dewitt. You must overlook this one transgression. And yes, Dawson grew up nice. He’s really hot shirtless.
Now now…don’t forget all the great pics he got you for your birthday, Dewitt. You must overlook this one transgression. And yes, Dawson grew up nice. He’s really hot shirtless.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oooooooooh mah god. I love you two!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oooooooooh mah god. I love you two!
He gives me the willies. NOT hot at all!
He gives me the willies. NOT hot at all!
I have always found Vanderbeek so hot, and he is even hotter now
I have always found Vanderbeek so hot, and he is even hotter now
very hot but is he nice??
I’m hoping this is only a small representation of how you two talk to each other outside of the internet.
My spirit animal is a fat kid who really likes cake. Like Therman Murman from Bad Santa.
Just googled Therman Murman. He kinda got hot? And plays football for Louisville. Weird.
I’m hoping this is only a small representation of how you two talk to each other outside of the internet.
My spirit animal is a fat kid who really likes cake. Like Therman Murman from Bad Santa.
Just googled Therman Murman. He kinda got hot? And plays football for Louisville. Weird.
Thank you for the defense. HOW SOON THEY FORGET!!!
I love you, Dewitt.
Thank you for the defense. HOW SOON THEY FORGET!!!
I love you, Dewitt.
You probably want to see Vamps. 🙁 http://youtu.be/ppm7Lni9bvM
You probably want to see Vamps. 🙁 http://youtu.be/ppm7Lni9bvM
I WILL SEE THIS MOVIE TEN MILLION TIMES, ASSHOLE.
Just kidding! You’re not an asshole!
No really! You’re the best! Oh my gosh, I need to go hide in a corner, because now I feel like a terrible person!
<3 YOU <3
Of all the times I’ve been called an asshole, that was the most enjoyable.
Sigourney Weaver is in Vamps. 🙁
WHICH MEANS IT MUST BE SECRETLY EXCELLENT.
…Right?
I will NEVER forget, especially since you got Guy to send me a picture of his ass (and now I might need to dump Troy Daniels and ask Guy to marry me).
Fully agreed – Apt. 23 is probably the best new show of last year. It’s silly and smart, knows when to be immature, but keeps all the jokes super sharp. Krysten Ritter is phenomenal, as always, and the supporting cast is top notch. (Sidenote, Eric Andre is fucking hilarious; his show on Adult Swim is fantastic, if you’re into their brand of bizarro. He’s one of those actors who I will trust the projects of, hands down, at this point.)
Very, very sexy, still. That wink makes me spontaneously ejaculate.
Is Don’t Trust The Bitch In Apartment 26 renewed?
Is Don’t Trust The Bitch In Apartment 26 renewed?
Yup! It’s airing in the same time slot as the equally excellent “Happy Endings”.
Yup! It’s airing in the same time slot as the equally excellent “Happy Endings”.
Yup! It’s airing in the same time slot as the equally excellent “Happy Endings”.
James’ problem on The Creek was that he had that grown man’s face and trying to play a teen. Now it all fits. I fell in love a few years back when he was in some bad tv movie based on a Clive Barker story and he was an ex con who stayed scruffy and in a wife beater nearly the entire movie. Boy was frightfully hot!
I’m way cool I got a reply from Dewitt!
Yay! I think that was what eight thirty central?
I’m way cool I got a reply from Dewitt!
Yay! I think that was what eight thirty central?
same time slot? aren’t they both on ABC?
same time slot? aren’t they both on ABC?
Time slot? Time block? What I meant to say is that they’re airing back to back!
Time slot? Time block? What I meant to say is that they’re airing back to back!
Time slot? Time block? What I meant to say is that they’re airing back to back!