Featuring those weird dudes at Maskurbate.
This scene is literally just a prolonged commercial for the Jack-U-Back masturbation machine from Fort Troff, and it’s pretty fuckin great.
I love anything that facilitates masturbation (plz to see my shopping list from Things 4 Fun) so I’m very seriously considering getting one of these jack off power tools (although I’m concerned about how loud they are and where I would store it), and this video did a preeeetttty good job making up my mind for me:
Like… I love all of Zack’s videos over there. But this was fun to see. I reeeealllly wish he had let that machine finish him off instead of *SPOILERS!* going manual towards the end.
You can watch more videos about the Jack-U-Back here, and you can see the full verison of Zack’s load removal here.
I might never leave the house if I had one of these. I should take that into account.
– tyler
UGH another way for people to stay antisocial and into virtual-reality rather than real time with someone.
I agree
Video made up my mind too. The answer is “no”.
Very ridiculous and complicated machinery to do something so primal. And I bet cleaning it afterwards is LOADS of fun, pun intended. I require an actual ass for that kind of effort. Any takers. Lets put the machine out of business.
All for that in more ways than one!