Hooker, just come out already! There’s a new interview with James Franco in Details about his upcoming flick Spring Breakers. In the movie, the actor has a scene where he gobbles a pistol the long way. By the way, this isn’t Jimmy Franks first time at the dick-sucking rodeo. There’s also a scene in a flick called Broken Tower where he puts that smirky mouth on a dildo (see above). This is the kind of journalism that we need to see more of from the mainstream media! Beej skills of the stars.
In the first of several three-ways, Franco performs some very impressive deep throat on two of his character’s pistols after the girls turn the tables on him and shove them in his mouth.
“Most people can’t get past that gag reflex at the back of the throat,” I say.
“Guess I’m a natural,” he says with a laugh. “It was my first time.”
“So that wasn’t you in Broken Tower?”
“Oh shit, you’re right!” Franco’s eyes light up. “It wasn’t my first time.”
“You’re known for going the extra mile, but that was, what, a good eight inches?”
He gives me a get-real look. “That was a dildo.” Then he turns that look back on himself, and I see the real James Franco: “If I’d had the guts, it woulda been real.”
*side-eye* Uh, uh. “Guts.” You and your brother are totally working your way through every male butthole in West Hollywood, and being fairly indiscrete about it with all these gay shenanigans. AND WE LIKE IT.
Please note that some of these shots are giving me “1970s James Franco looking to bottom at the beach” feelings. AND I LIKE IT.
Today’s straight man: they love the attention from gay guys, flirt constantly, hang on your every word, call you to see what you’re doing, where you’re going, can they join, and then the minute you make a move—you get “oh dude, I don’t like you that way. I just think you’re cool to hang with.” In other words, they just want to be adored and wanted in a way that women would never dare. It’s really twisted…HA!
@Freddy : pretty much
i think in a normal world what you describe the straight guys doing (except for the flirting part) is called being a friend… and hummm some gays guys just don’t know how to handle it. that’s exactly why some straight guys say that gay people wanna fuck everything that moves! and you just proved it right!.
what is there so wrong about a straight person calling you and wanting to hang out? WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU MAKE A MOVE ON A STRAIGHT GUY?! that is totally disrespectful.
i agree with you maruku. just because a straight guy wants to hang out with you doesn’t necessarily mean that he wants to sleep with you. i hang out with straight guys who know i’m gay and they are completely cool. you just have to know your boundaries.
Yeh, but there really are those straight guys who lead you on and tease you and intimate they really wanna do more than hang out, but when it comes time to put up or shut up, they chicken out. I’ve had a few straight friends like that, and it didn’t ruin the friendship, it’s just really frustrating, especially when the straight guy is mega hot.