I've previously confessed my secret lust for Entourage star Jeremy Piven, but now I'm wondering if I need to revoke his secret sex status. I just caught this picture of him hanging on the beach, and he's looking like some tanorexic Sphynx. I was digging the whole scruffy and hairy look, you know? Now it looks like he's shaving his taint.
I'm so frickin' turned off now. I mean, I can't even begin to think about pulling those drawstrings and putting his dick in my mouth… as he pulls my hair and calls me a little slut. How can I move on in life without the fantasies of him calling me to his hotel for a quickie rimjob? Seriously!
– Dewitt
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I think that Piven gets way too much credit for what can only be described as lackluster, one-dimensional acting and he is very far from swoon-worthiness. In a word? M-E-S-S!