Every guy loves to hear that his dick is huge. Unless you’re worried that you couldn’t pull it off without sounding facetious, you should always compliment your partner’s equipment. Phrases such as “Mmm, pound me with that big hard cock”, “It’s even bigger than I expected” and “Damn that thing’s thick” are highly encouraged.
On a similar note, it’s quite nice to return the favor. While pounding another guy with your “big hard cock”, it’ll be appreciated if you respond with something about how good it feels to be inside his tight ass. Emphasis on the “tight”, because most guys aren’t gonna want to hear about how loose they are.
We recognize that dirty talk isn’t for everyone, so you shouldn’t force yourself to say these things if it feels completely unnatural. However, it’s okay to stretch the truth a little in order to pump your partner’s ego. Anyone care to disagree with me on that point?
– Dewitt
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Whether I’m topping or bottoming, it pumps me up to get the compliments…if a guys is really into it, even having him tell me over and over, “Man that cock is huge, so fucking thick…” Keeps me hard and trying harder to please…
and if I’m bottoming…Love to hear some hot stud tell me that he wants to make my butt his favorate playgound…
Why not, we’re all human and all have egos. Turns me on, more!
Hmm, I don’t do this, I think it’s the problem with a lot of guys. They run around saying they have a huge 8 or 9 inch dick when in reality its a 5, 6 or 7. Not to say there is anything wrong with those sizes, I just hate when guys build an ego when they have nothing to back it up with, because other guys told them they are “huge.”
I once talked to a guy that said he had a 9 inch dick, he talked a really good game saying “guys usually have trouble taking it” and “it probably wont fit in your mouth” he comes over and it’s seriously a little over 5 inches and not really thick. I called him out on it and he said he never measured but guys say it’s “too big”, so I measured it for him and sent him home without anything. True true, it’s the motion in the ocean and not the size of the ocean but sometimes I just want a big dick, not a big ego.
I’m about 9″ and hear all the time “Wow, that is huge” or “do you realize how big that is?”.
I find them both annoying. I mean I know it is big. I would rather hear that it feels good or that I am hot or that this is the best fuck ever etc. Commenting on how big it is is not flattering. I have already been told so too many times to remember.
I think it’s more important to tell the truth or don’t say anything. Yeah, we have egos, but they shouldn’t be based on a lie.
How about just some dirty talk and moaning and groaning. How good it feels and how hot it is making you works just fine to turn most guys on.
So, for the most part, guys have told me that my cock is thick, that it takes a few fingers to get them stretched enough, etc.
The other day, though, I hooked up with a straight guy who just wanted to try out bottoming… and the first thing he says when he sees my cock “Well, it’s a bit small…”
Good lord. I know it’s not massively long, but it is fairly thick. He couldn’t take it. Still, it definitely made it more difficult to get hard remembering that he’d called it small.
Yea – best not to lie. So many ways to convey pleasure and stroke the guy’s ego. How bout it feels so good – or non verbal, the moans and groans, the oh my god small talk if you will, that turns me on more than statements of fact … don’t tell me what it is and what I already know, tell me what you like and how you like it.
I used to think that guys with small dicks would always be tight and those with horse dicks would be loose, but still never ceases to amaze me when my average cock encounters a hung guy with a tight hole.
I met this guy from France he had a nice very tight ass with a beauterful pink hole & what really turned me on was how he expressed his love of my big dick N his ass N french . His ASS was so tight my dick is getting hard just thinking about that TIGHT muscular pink asshole . BTW his ass was one of the tightest holes that I have ever had the pleasure of getting N2 !!!
I agree with Bob. I know I have a big cock and don’t really need to hear it again. Make compliments on what I do with it. Compliments about a skill or talent that is learned are much better than a compliment that I did nothing for.
I’m in love with Estaban … damn perfection! Wish I had the chance to fuck him and roll around for a few hours, no cameras please 🙂
Didn’t they cover this in The Sweetest Thing with that song “To big to fit in here” aka “the Penis song”
I guy I realy like didn’t like to be told just how big he is it made him think thats all people liked about him but just about everything about him was too good to be true (well maybe not his love of sports)
And yet Bob…you can’t contain yourself to tell the entire message board how big it is in your post…over and over.
i am tight though… i sleep with alot of guys sure, but that doesn’t change the fact that i wind up usually topping and i don’t fist surely is the majority of the reason >.>
Guys shouldn’t lie about the size of there cocks. I’m a true 8.5 inches long, average thickness, so when i see pics of cocks saying that they’re large/ huge/ 8inches or more and they’re not, it annoys me so i move on to the next profile. Maybe i should start saying mine is 11 inches.
I’ve had guys, too, that ranted & raved about how big their cock was; and then I get with them and it’s about 5″ or a little more. I’m not a size queen. I agree with the majority—it’s more about what you do with the equipment while you’re pleasing another guy. I’d rather hear, “Oh, that feels soooooooo f*****g good!” Or, “You’re so f*****g HOT! any time.
In relation to the point made in the article, there aint nothing wrong with a little dirty talk and talking it up IN the bedroom.
However in regards to commenting on / talking up size OUT of the bedroom and on the net / slash in person, can simply be put down to a combination of ignorance, naivety and / or stupidity.
Those guys, straight or gay have no concept of size and to them 5inches is either large or they dont actually know how to use a measure. Harsh but true for a fair % of guys out there.
But having said that, make the most of every ride!!!
Dirty talk can really up the energy of fuck session for sure. You can pump up either ego without leaving the truth. If the cock isn’t so huge then “fuck me with that beautiful cock” is a nice, “truthful” phrase. If the cock really isn’t all that nice or big then of course “fuck me (daddy/stud/handsome/fucker/whatever works)” is good. Find what you’re attracted to and focus on that is the key.
As for the internet expansion of cocks, most guys seem to think it’s okay to measure on the bottom of the cock which includes their balls and unusable “cock root”. A 5″ or 6″ inch cock is nice but not when you’re expecting 9.5″ then it’s just disappointing and annoying. Find a tape measure, be honest about it and get on with life.
I’m about 6.5″, reasonably thick, and nicely curved. When guys ask about the size, I usually say that it gets the job done and no one’s ever complained.
If you really like the guy, tell him what he wants to hear. If you don’t like the guy, tell him what he don’t want to hear. There are plenty of pretty birds out there. Im sure someone has something good to say about someone.
Agree with most of the posts, I’d rather hear about what’s going on rather than talking about the “equipment”. If a guy is truly big, I’ll say so, but not go on about size if it’s small to average.
Oh and can someone send Jamie over, I need some plumbing tended to.
I got an ‘average’ cock … (see profile pic)
some say it’s big .. others say not so big…
(compared to a pinto pony I assume) …but hey, it’s never about size (why do guys with size say that) … it’s about the (chemistry) between the guys … woof
Joe123, you sound like you must be the big ass to go with your little dick.
Seems to me that Bob was only commenting on the question at hand. You on the other hand sound like a petty asshole.
ok how about this – when the guy is like, “damn that’s a big cock” – then i always feel like i’m going to sound so trite if i just say it right back to him! what do you do then? “yeah. yours is big, too”… er, like, “yeah thanks”… ha. you guys are probably way more smooth than me, i never know what to say (i usually just try to make out more so i don’t have to say anything).
I don’t like to have to stroke a guys ego while having sex. If its big, I might say something after to give him that little smile.
I would rather not have sex with an insecure dude who needs to hear his dick is big in order to fuck me hard.
Mordecai put it nicely.
I’m there to get my partner off and get off myself. I’m not there to improve his ego. And if i’m really lucky, connect with some crazy chemistry. Dirty talk is hot but giving false praise just helps to create an unrealistic self image that takes on a life of it’s own.
Better to make comments based in reality – stick to the basics like “harder” “deeper” etc. Or say nothing at all … unless whatever you’re saying isn’t a lie to you.