In his review of Gun Oil H20, our fave sex blogger Brandon B. wrote the following: “I was talking to this guy and… I asked him the usual questions anyone asks a guy when they want to coyly suggest you should make the beast with two backs together; ‘What kind of lube do you use?’ His answer was one I’ve heard before and it always makes me clutch my pearls — he used KY, unless he is caught up in the moment, in which case he uses whatever is around (the example he gave me was shampoo one time in the shower).”
This was pretty much the most horrifying paragraph I’ve ever read. Quite possibly, cheap lube is the greatest sin of anal sex. You may assume there’s no difference between your standard pharmacy brand and its more expensive equivalent. And you’d be totally wrong. Whether you’re a top or bottom, we’d recommend splurging on a quality lube brand. Funny coincidence? We know just the place where you can do that!
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Gun Oil yo!
not suitable for condoms though.
No doubt. You have to have good lube to be in either position. Plus, the cheaper the lube, the more you need of it. Nothing kills a mood then having to stop every few thrusts to apply more. However, what really is annoying is when you go to a guy’s house and he expects you to bring the lube. Seriously?
Only an idiot or a teenage boy would try to use shampoo as a lube. It will burn like hell.
Why? I’m a bottom and I use KY jelly and I love it…. This is seriously just a plug to get people spending more money with manhunt. Some what shameless plug too. 😛
Besides sex,i like to beat off (kinda alot) and go through some lube.Everytime i buy more I’m always shocked at the cost,a big bottle of EROS=a new pair of sneakers.why is it so expensive?is it really that difficult to make?In answer to Chris25dc ,their cheap lol.
Albolene is the best jerkoff, bar none! A jar might seem expensive, but it lasts forever. However, it is NOT for anal sex.
Anyone who spends $50 or more on lube, no matter how good it is, needs some sort of professional help.
I hear ya on the Alboline, my hubby loves it for anal, I hate it. Give me a 55 gallon drum of original Gun Oil, and I’ll rule the world !
Wonder what a 55 gallon drom of gun oil costs,same as new car?lol… whats albolene where do you get it (drug store or book store)?whats it cost? Sounds southern.
in Ohio you can get it at CVS , in the cosmetic area.. its used from removing make up
thanks ,ill check it out
I personally love ID Millennium. It’s a silicone based lube (DONT USE IT ON TOYS!), and it’s sooo smooth. My boyfriend and I used it for an all-night fucking, and because we had stopped using condoms by then, we never had to reapply all night long! It was great!
Of Course, the best Tops know how to rim their partner enough with spit to do the trick but, if needed then I prefer water-based (NOT oil or grease, yuck! ) And, maybe not shampoo BUT, conditioner works just fine ! 😉 lol
well i heard that preparetion H is good as a lube 🙂
My way to get lube at a bargain is to go to an online sex shop (not sure if I can mention them but there are thousands). They usually have an email sign up where they send you coupons and offers for free. Wait until they have a 50% or 25% off or something like that and buy the biggest bottle (or whatever size you like) of quality lube. I bought a 17 oz bottle a year+ ago and I’ve still got a good third of it left. And if you’re worried of lugging around a huge bottle of lube, just grab a smaller bottle and refill it when you need.
Hey Gun Oil is the very best, once used you will NEVER use any other lube. It lasts for ages and leaves no sticky feeling.
Quality costs a little more yet ultimately you end up using far less – no top ups are needed every few minutes.
BTW Durex Avanti Ultima is fine with gun oil.
For this Daddy, it is sorbelene cream every time – it is not sticky, rubber compatible, cheap and leaves your skin better off.
Boy Butter is also fabulous – the vanilla one even tastes great. But it does have to be re-applied fairly frequently.
Is KY Jelly really that bad? It’s what I use, and I’ve never had any complaints from anyone.
Opinion question … who should be obligated more to supply the supplies … lube, condoms … the top or the bottom? The host or the traveler?
KY smells like 3rd degree burns.
The host,but you may want to make sure you like what they have to offer (i.e shampoo lol ).
well been a vers the lube that i use to Top sometimes i can’t use when i’m Bottom it irritate my ass !!! that’s fuck the fun of been fucking
^^^^^WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?^^^^
Gun Oil contains no actual oil, so you can use it with condoms,
just in response to someone who obviously doesnt check up on these things DUMBASS! lol
I prefer Astroglide. Its relatively cheap, can find it anywhere, & does a wonderful job. not to mention, it is water based so its easy clean up, does not have a strong smell so you dont reek of it if you cant shower after using it, doesnt stain most fabrics(i havent ruined any sheets/clothes/furniture/dashboards yet), & it is NOT flavored so it isnt sticky.
Actually, I’ve had Astroglide get sticky once or twice, but a little spit had it as good as new. That’s actually my favorite too for most of the same reasons. i;m versaitle, so use it for topping and botttoming. Also good to use when you decide to suck off a good sized dick.
Eros silicone for me. Especially if I’m bottomming. It’s always been my favorite.
Cheaplubes.com has the best selection for the price. I love me some ID Milennium too.
I agree that CheapLubes has the biggest selection and usually fairly good prices. But if you are flexible about brand (i.e. Wet vs ID) then Amazon sometimes has great prices on really big 64 oz or larger containers.
I agree to a point with asking you to bring the lube. If the person is coming to your house because he doesn’t have place of his own and he is the one that contacted you. I think he should supply the lube, you are suppling the house for him.
Astroglide is the Best
Hi, I am bilingual (English and 3rd grade Hillbilly). Allow me to translate:
I am vers. The lube that I use as a top irritates my ass as a bottom! That ‘fucks’ the fun of being fucked.
hubby and I use Anabolic’s Cream of the Crop Silicone lube. Lasts for ages while there’s friction, dries reasonably quickly and easy cleanup once you stop rubbing it. So nice to bottom with that the smell of it gets me hard these days.
Was woundering about ky’s his and hers if it would be the same for two guys to use?
Yes, it’s the same. One is a ‘warming’ lube, one a ‘cooling’ lube. One might feel good on your cock and not feel good in your ass(or vice versa w/your partner). The pre-lubed condoms using the same lubes have the warming one inside and the cooling one outside. I didn’t enjoy the sensation of the warming on my dick. The paired lubes are assumed for use with condoms; I have no idea what the experience would be like if you used both without them. May get around to experimenting one day 😉
For whatever reason, I really don’t like the feel of silicone lubes, though they do seem terrific for staying slick for long periods. Since I rarely use condoms any more, I prefer lubes like Boy Butter and Thrust, which clean up pretty easily and feel terrific whether topping or bottoming. When I’m playing with someone who requires condoms I have a water-based lube on hand for those occasions.
That is annoying. The host should be the host and supply everything…thus the term HOST. However can you imagine if you went to the guys house described in the post? He’d try and fuck you with shampoo or canola oil or nothing. The wise man brings his own to make sure that he has it…but keeps it in his bag/pocket/coat/whatever until he sees that it is needed.
Guys, be willing to invest a bit of money on your pleasure. You’re worth it! And if you don’t believe that…START BELIEVING IT!