I was planning to write today about using sex toys outside of your solo playtime, and then I realized that I have very little experience in that arena. In fact, it occurred to me that I have an extremely small amount of experience with sex toys in general. I'd like to change that in the next couple of months, and your help would be appreciated.
I've compiled a list of ten sex toys I'm absolutely dying to try. If you've used any of them before, I'd love to hear what you thought of them. I mean, usually I'm trying to teach you guys a lesson, but now I want you to teach me a lesson. So which one should I try first?
– Dewitt
To check out my list, follow the JUMP:
10. Male Masturbation Toys: I've never thought much of the Fleshlight, Honey Pot or other similar devices. Why would I want a device that can do what my hand already does excellently? And then I saw this scene on Chaos Men. Um, how did it never occur to me that I could use one of these on someone else while rimming them? Now I'm dying to get my hands on one!
9. Aneros Prostate Stimulator: I've heard wonderful things about these types of toys. Are they as glorious as people tell me they are? I've always thought it'd be hot to wear one of these while fucking another guy.
8. Penis Head Rings: Frankly, I haven't known these existed for a very long time. They seem like they'd give the sensation of a prince albert (at least for the bottom) without the pain of getting a piercing. Since I'm afraid of needles, I'd love to try something like this!
7. Vibrating Cock Rings: The Trinity Remote-Controlled Cock Ring simultaneously freaks me out and turns me on. I have this feeling that it looks a lot scarier than it'd actually feel, but I'd like to test that theory.
6. Eddie Stone Realistic Cock: Porn star dildos never seemed worthwhile until I saw the Eddie Stone Realistic Cock. There's something about the shape of his cock that drives me wild! I think it may be the mushroom head…
5. Blake Riley's Vibrating Cyberskin Ass: What's better than a bare-assed Blake Riley showing up at your house for Christmas? A bare-assed Blake Riley (or anyone) showing up with a box that contains a vibrating replica of his gorgeous bubble butt.
4. Bondage Equipment: As I've told you previously, I've never been tied up in bed. That doesn't mean I don't want to try it! I've been checking out the Strict Leather Sling and Stirrups, Under The Bed Restraint System, Door Jam Bondage Accessory and Doggie Style Locking Spreader. I wish I could get all of them, because then they'd cover all of my favorite positions!
3. The Strap On Dildo Head Harness: I don't even know why I want to try one of these, but they just look so cool and ridiculous. It's basically like being Pinocchio and fucking somebody with your nose. Amazing!
2. The Cock Lock Intruder: You'd think my number two item would be more than just a measly piece of metal, right? Well, I'm so oddly intrigued by the Cock Lock Intruder. It's a cock ring! It's a butt plug! I'm not really sure what it is! But I still want to wear one on my penis.
1. Fucking Machines: Realistically, I'm saving up my pennies for a Rider Rocker Fucking Ball. That's not going to stop me from dreaming about the Joy Rider Fuck Machine. Who would need another man when you have a machine like that!?!
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