Classes will soon be in session for all the college boys, so we thought we’d give you all a lesson in Hook-Up Etiquette 101! This one may seem like common sense, but you’d be surprised by the number of guys who don’t follow this rule. And it’s not exactly difficult to comprehend.
If you plan on hosting another guy at your place, you should always keep a clean towel or cloth directly next to your bed. Believe it or not, some men are extremely squeamish about cum, and they’ll want to wash it off immediately after doing the deed.
By following this rule, you can avoid the awkwardness of scrambling around for paper towels. Or the possibility that he’ll just pick up one of your dirty t-shirts from the ground and use it to wipe off his spunk. Yes, people are that tactless when they’re covered in semen.
You can stash your towel in the same spot as your lube and condoms, or you can just break it out when you know someone’s coming over. You might not always use it for every situtation (use your imagination), but it’s nice to at least have the option available for your guest!
– Dewitt
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I’ve never understood the squeamishness about cum. 🙁
Just direct them to a towel in the bathroom. I guess if your fucking random people on a regular basis, you can just lay a towel out to cut down on time between fucks.
Neither my boyfriend nor I are squeamish about cum, but we still keep something around to make sure the cum doesn’t get on the blankets or bed.
install a paper towel dispesor over your bed
Fucken LOVE being covered in CUM, the more the blow, the better…..
I had an ex who used my shirt to wipe himself off with. Then he put it in the washer and told me to “wear this shirt”… Come to find out, it was his ex’s shirt and he wanted me in it to remind him of his ex… Yeah.. That relationship didn’t last long.
It’s always proper to have something to clean up with after a hot fuck session. Remember so guys shoot buckets of cum, so you’ll need a rag to towel off just in case you get some in his, or your eyes. Ouch!
I love being covered by cum but yes sometimes you find peple who are “spermofobic”. They not only dont like to be stained by it, but they dont want you to be as well. When the guy is freakin hot, instead of a towel, I do use my shirt or sumthin mine to clean up his sperm, and I wear it the rest of the day. Knowing I’m carriyng his sperm in my clothes excites me a lot, dunno why. After that, I can still masturbate later on my place with that shirt and is freakin hot.
So maybe I am a litle weird, haha..
usually we have something beside the bed, but we like to snuggle after sex, so it doesn’t always get used right away, if at all… Shower time 🙂
As I am married to a female and have been for 21 years, my encounters are different from most. I played sports in HS & college and was in a frat. The term “what happens in the locker room/shower, stays there and what happens in the frat house “stays there” is so true. There are so many guys that are not comfortable with them selves, that their own cum freaks them out. These are also the same guys that in a public bathroom, you walk up to the urinal next to them and they can not piss for their homophobia.
That’s not homophobia! Sheesh! That is an actual medical condition. Come on, Ballcup! Let’s not go overboard on the “homophobia” thing.
“cum rags” ? ,for jacking off sure. For sex, no ,we’ll use the “good towels” LOL 🙂
I love men to cum in my underwear and then wear it that whole day/night so that my dick/balls mix his his seed. Then I sniff the cum covered underwear when i JO and remember the hot session… hmmm thanks for the visual… oh crap wheres my underwear?
My first boyfriend always me to cum on his face, but as soon as he poped himself he had to RUN for a shower
Can I be the cum rag? PLEASE
By the way, the top in the pics above is incredibly sexy! LOVE his eyes. He is so manly! Wow!
I have a tongue. That’s all I need.
Love the cumshot. So what’s up with the bottom’s haircut? Did I miss a fashion trend?
Cum rag? Um…no
Firstly, if a guy has a problem with cum he should probably re-think his sexuality
secondly, if a guy wiped cum with one of my t-shirts I would promptly kick him out
and thirdly, tissues work just fine
This is a silly post
@Mario yes silly, tissues?
@alaskaman: OK, Kleenex then, sheeeeesh! Anyone else thinking that both of these guys are hot? I can see myself with either one. Whether or not they can see themselves with me is another matter….lol….
@alaskaman: “Tissues” is the correct term to use. “Kleenex” is an actual brand that not everyone might use. Just because Americans say it instead of “tissues” doesn’t make it correct. In the UK and Ireland, instead of “vacuum”, people say “Hoover” because it’s the ubiquitous vacuum cleaner brand. Doesn’t make it correct!
In any case, I always like to keep a towel by the bed. I don’t like to get cum on the sheets, etc. and it means you can chill out for a bit without having to leg it to the bathroom to clean yourself off.
Yeah, a small hand towel can come in handy in the bedroom for many different reasons. But when it comes to mopping up cum, why bother with a towel? just jump in the shower and go round 2 with your partner!
Having said that, dont throw me a rag and hope I find the door, then your in trouble.
Sometimes I am squeamish about cum, but I’ve never needed a shower instantly after cumming, and most of the guys I’m with are happy to snuggle for a while after we blow our loads and who cares if some spunk gets on the sheets? Thats what washing machines were invented for. As for sleeping in spunky sheets,thats what SHOWERS were created for 😀
nothing hotter than lying in each other’s arms after shooting a load & covered in cum. yes – that’s what washing machines are for.
of course it’s hot to lick it up too…YUM
force him to lick it all up and then punch him in the face and throw him out of the door.
random fucks need treating like the whores they are… i find they love it when i do that to em
Cum is Man!,…take my load n wear on u in u and any other fucking place I want u to wear it…fucking pussies!
Seems as tho Banham and Don have issues. First of all, if the guy is a random screw, then that makes you a random screw also! So… I guess you should be treated like the whore you are! Or pussy, as Don said…
Hello” has anyone herd of KLEENEX ( yes I said it ALASKAMAN ) ? BTW Dave U try that with a real MAN & less see who ASS is getting thrown out the door !!!
Well said, BlackJackHammer!
@BJ Hammer: Actually, tissues were pointed out earlier in the post, along with the Everywhere Else -> USAnglish Translation (Tissues -> Kleenex)
Dave… I don’t think there’s anything I can say, except to agree with ToddM that if you’re screwing a random, you are a random and you should therefore come down off your high horse willingly since the fall is humiliating and painful!
Wow, this got intense!
I like to keep a small towel handy, you never know when something may need a wipe…I also keep wet wipes in my night stand, yes wet wipes…
My favorite is when all the heavy breathing has ended, then I tell my partner to stay put and I go to the bathroom and get a wash cloth wet with ‘very’ hot water, keep it wadded up in my hand to stay warm and then place it over his crotch and gently clean him up.
I’ve had very few men, not love this, and it is kind of a sensual end to the play…not just like grabbing your t-shirt or underwear and wiping up a mess,
However I did date one guy…who just couldn’t stand having cum on him…he had to get it off as soon as possible (mine and/or his), kind of ruined the mood for me…and get this, he’s a psychologist…
I don’t mind jizz on me. I like to just lay in the arms of the guy I’m with afterward. 🙂
But when semen dries, it’s actually quite painful to pull off your skin. And if you don’t get it off, it flakes like hell. I like to get it off (preferably) before then but that’s just me.
@Dave banham. If you did that to me I’d fucking knock you out and leave you there you fuck
I love to watch a guy shoot and don’t mind it staying in place … enjoy playing with it too. Shoot, i like to cum inside an uncut guy’s foreskin and watch it ooze out … course gets difficult to do sometimes as he gets hard while I’m doing it …