Today I read some rather disturbing advice on "homemade sex toys" for masturbation. Admittedly, it turned me on a little, because it encouraged straight dudes to stick things in their asses. This would all be extremely hot if those objects didn't include chopsticks, toothbrush handles, pencils and the aerial of a phone.
I understand that we can't all keep dildos in our bedside drawers, but these objects should not be considered an alternative. Even though they may be able to stimulate your prostate, the sharp edges can damage your inner anal cavity and potentially cause bleeding. And unlike a dildo or actual penis, these objects can't bend ever-so-slightly to accommodate your inner "curves". Imagine the difference between a smooth piece of rubber poking you versus a pointy piece of wood. It's just not sexy. Either buy a dildo or find some cock to ride, but for the love of the Manhunt Serviceman… please don't stick random foreign objects all up in there.
– Dewitt
this reminds me of a segment on “1000 Ways to Die” on SpikeTV. There was a lady who used a carrot to masturbate with, and a small sharp edge of the carrot cut the inside of her vagina, and she died from an infection.
I love Rene Magritte.
The “last and found box” of Scrubs, haha!!
– There is no Lost and found box, but there’s an ass box… XD
@ potblessed: Is that the episode where the guy has the lightbulb suck up his ass?
She didnt die from an infection. The sharp edge of the carrot caused an air bubble to go straight to her heart, which resulted in a pulmonary embolysm
LOL geeze, the extremes that people go to..there should be an article on here titled: Stop Fisting, It’s Fucking Retarded..
hey, my mach 3 did the trick when i was in high school 😉
This reminds me of a segment on “1000 Ways to Die” on SpikeTV.
This guy stuck things up his ass, and in the hospital he shoved thermometers up there, then when the Nurse came, he hopped into bed, breaking all the thermometers. The mercury from the broken thermometers poisoned him.
This post really should have been accompanied with photographic evidence of all the objects that hot, drunk, frat boys aren’t supposed to be putting in their ass but do anyway.
I’ve used a carrot, lol. But I put a condom on it and lubed it up. Did the trick.
well this kind of things cant never be used as sextoys alternative. sex toys are used for pleasure not for pain.