Don’t try to burst our bubble and tell us it was just some spambot who took over her account! Katy Perry is officially Manhunt‘s new best friend. Now that she’s ditched her oddly arousing ex-husband Russell Brand, we’re going to hit up all the gay bars with her! Since she’s beautiful and has boobs with superpowers, she’ll easily snag the one straight guy in the room. Then we’ll go home together and sing “Firework” to one another, all whilst facing one another and getting banged doggystyle.
That’s the plan. Katy Perry. Our new best friend.
UPDATE: It has come to our attention that this actually came from the account “kaytyperry”, which likely does not belong to the pop singer known as “Katy Perry”. We are no longer best friends with her, and you can cancel all plans of her shooting whipped cream out of her magical boobs onto seventeen hard dicks lined up for us in a row. Boo, what a whore.
– Dewitt
“Derp” – Manhunt Daily.
Oops! I don’t like her tho.
Although I doubt many of the readers here like boobs, I think magical boobs is something that we all can get behind.
magic boobs are?
fuck grammar.
Hey, maybe manhunt shouldn’t endorse artists who have used homophobia to sell records and then laugh it off. Yikes.
fucking idiot… even she looks gay. what homophobia ? you just have to always be on the opposite side huh?
lawlz
fail lol