Kylie Minogue’s Dancers Are The Expected Level Of Hot

DNA did a spread on Kylie Minogue’s Aphrodite Live 2011 tour dancers, and they were totally dumpy Barcalounger cowboys. PSYCH! They were all sexy as fuck. Kylie’s basically a ‘mo in a lady body so she knows how to pick em’.

If this post didn’t bring the gay enough for ya, Kylie will reportedly duet with Madonna for a career retrospective special on Britain’s ITV. Wow. Those two ladies singing together will unleash a wave of homosexuality across the land. Your dog will become a poodle, your shorts will become Daisy Dukes…your…thinking of another cliche’ here…your lunch will become brunch…stopping right now.

– J. Harvey

Photo credit: DNA

16 thoughts on “Kylie Minogue’s Dancers Are The Expected Level Of Hot

  1. Oh my.  Your disco needs you!  It also needs him and him and him and him and him and him and him!

  2. I saw this Aphrodite live tour on divas live on LOGO on new years eve…amazing guys, amazing, dancer, amazing tour!…would like to see it live…anyone know if it will be coming to the Pittsburgh, PA area?

  3. I dont find any of them hot…though looking at them makes me miss playing with my Barbie and Ken dolls…

  4. This is what I’m talking about, hot gorgeous men. After looking at those disgusting bears, I had a heart attack from shock. LOL

    All these men are hot, gorgeous, and just dam handsome. The bald guy is so darn sexy to me. I cannot choose one from this pick. I would have to pick them all.

  5. These guys are just great…and they can dance as well…thank you Kylie for bringing us so many beautiful men.

  6. what is the first single photo dark haired guys showing his pubes?? he is hot. id love to look him up

  7. I was lucky enough to see the show when she extended her tour to Cape Town, South Africa. Those dancers were HOT!!! I even had to remind myself “you’re here to see Kylie”.

    HOT!!! HOT!!! HOT!!! HOT!!! HOT!!!

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