If the space under your tree is empty on Christmas morning save for a few lonely pine needles, blame Lady Gaga. The HMIC (Head-Monster-In-Charge) paused her London O2 arena show last night to kill a fabric representation of Santa Claus. And she didn’t just kill Kris Kringle, she went foamy rabid dogpack on it. Gaga explained that she actually likes the holiday, but feels bad for anyone who is lonely on it and was just showing solidarity. Oh, and that the doll Santa she ate was “pregnant with chemicals, not meant for children.” Like her costumes. This crazy bitch is so not getting invited to Easter.
– J. Harvey
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AND MILLIONS OF KIDS JUST SCREAMED ALL OVER THE WORLD!
She has always been a little bizarre but she is starting to go totally off balance.
Is there some serious drugs involved?
Ah Santa; The first of many lies that many parents tell their children, lol.
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Uh oh! Someone is running out of attention so she had to do something stupid to get it back!
You people are crazy! Just cuz she adds something comedic to her show to lighten things up and ENTERTAIN her audience you go all apeshit and act like the world is ending! Lighten up people! It’s not like she just did that to a baby Jesus or something!
She’s quite the puppet. I am more interested in the people behind the scenes pulling the strings.
I don’t think Gaga is capable of pulling off the post modern feel of her music videos. I doubt she even knows what the post modern movement is.
In any case, her actions and personality are unique. I doubt she needs the attention since all the world’s eyes are on her to begin with.
Lady Gaga is not that talented, but she has an amazing manager and marketing team (Akon). Let her do what she does, but let’s not make a huge deal about it. Get lives.
Remember when Madonna was young and everyone was saying that she wasn’t that talented and she wouldn’t last. Controversary is great PR and Gaga knows how to work the PR machine like a fucking slot machine.
Remember when Madonna was young and everyone was saying that she wasn’t that talented and she wouldn’t last. Controversary is great PR and Gaga knows how to work the PR machine like a fucking slot machine.
Well, at least she didn’t bite off the head of a bat. It’s just a Santa doll, jeez.
Um, ok. OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED SANTA! YOU BITCH!
Sorry, saw an episode of South Park last night. Kenny died, so this came to mind. lol!
shes so envious of the turky…..stuff her!!!!
See? The bitch still isn’t happy, even after all the beauty, talent, youth, worldwide adoration from fans, and million$ that she has! Without love, it ain’t much.
Who says she isn’t happy? Maybe she is only getting started. She has plenty of love from her fans. Your logic is flawed.
TBQH, she could go either way. She could aspire to (and go past) Madonna but she could also drop off the face of the Earth. It depends on her management and coordinators entirely just as Blkchapok stated.