Christina Bianco is one impressive-ass diva. At a recent performance at NYC’s 54 Below, she belted out a cover of Bonnie Tyler’s “Total Eclipse of the Heart”. Except she wasn’t content to do it in her own voice. She did it while singing as (buckle your seatbelts) Adele, Cher, Judy Garland, Patti Lupone, Kristen Chenowith, Edith Piaf, Bette Midler, Julie Andrews, Bernadette Peters, Gwen Stefani, Zooey Deschanel, Britney Spears, Shakira, Norah Jones, Christina Aguilera, Celine Dion, and (whew!) Barbara Streisand! If you notice a pattern, gay guys are supposed to worship the majority of those ladies because…we’re gay guys. [insert eye-roll here] You know, just because I gargle cock doesn’t mean I have to be all shrieky over the campy power-bitches! What if I want to like Iron Maiden or the stylings of Leo Sayer? FUCK YOU, SOCIETY!
But I digress, Christina doesn’t land ALL of the impressions but she does a mighty fine job at most of em’. It’s an impressive display!
Watch Christina Bianco channel everyone below.
– J. Harvey
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Awesome!
I totally queened out to this! so funny
heh.
good find, hunty!