Bound In Public’s new video (“You Shore Got A Purdy Mouth, Boy”) is a cautionary tale. The title may have already conveyed that. Turn the “squeal like a pig” scene in Deliverance up to 10, and substitute sexy waif Logan Stevens for Ned Beatty (thank you for that, btw). The thing in the woods you should be afraid of isn’t wearing a hockey mask. It’s a hillbilly in fatigues and he’s brought his friends!
Here’s why you lock your doors if you break down, and you don’t say anything flippant to the good ole’ boys hanging out by the moonshine still:
1) They will strip you, tie you up, and stuff you into a duffel bag. They will then drag your squirming, protesting body deeper into the woods.
2) They will rape your face multiple times, with multiple dicks.
3) Brace yourself. This one is the worst. If we were going by severity of the violation, this would be #1. THEY WILL BURY YOUR HEAD IN THE GROUND, LEAVING YOUR ASS DEFENSELESS FOR GANG FUCKING! (How did he breathe? Damn!)
4) They will spank you on all fours, and force you to eat multiple asses. Rim fiesta!
5) They will hang you up in a net upside down with just your head sticking out so they can ass and face fuck you some more and finally blow multiple loads on your mug.
Bound In Public ain’t playin’. For the first time, I’m REALLY happy for that last bit where they interview the model and he assures us he loved it. UNLESS THEY FILMED THIS OUT OF SEQUENCE!?!?!
– J. Harvey
To check out a clip from “You Shore Got A Purdy Mouth, Boy”, Follow the JUMP:
Wow…I DEFINITELY need to rethink my next camping trip!
One question: Just how is the dude actually breathing during that ostrich fuck??
dig hole. cover hole with net. cover net with leaves. stick head in hole covered with net and leaves.
i have a sudden urge to go camping
this is wrong on so may levels…. and damn, I love it!
That guy’s really cute whenever you actually see him at the end.
I’ve always though rape fantasies were rather disgusting or weird…but I’m actually really turned on by this. I have seen the light.
I think I need to incorporate ‘rim fiesta’ into my vocabulary.
Man, they sure are having a lot of wieners on that camping trip!!!
That and ostrich fuck. =)
holy shit, one of my all time favorite fantasies!!
If anybody needs me ( or wants to join in ) I’ll be down in the woods.
I may be a while!
Thank you. Now I feel better.
I think you guys just found your next “caption this” picture. 7 from the bottom. Now where can I find these hot well hung hillbillies? I’ve got some “camping” to do.
i wish those woods you are going to were close to my house, you look fucking hot
Did they buried the guy’s head while he is getting fucked?!