Just moments after we revealed that our intern called it quits, we received a threatening e-mail from an anonymous source, including a video of yet another young man being anally violated by a clown. The subject heading was “LOL”, along with the following text in the body of the e-mail: “WHO’S GONNA GET THE LAST LAUGH?”
We agonized for hours over what this meant. Were they planning to kidnap our (potential) new intern and repeatedly use his hot hairy ass for their sexual pleasure? Did they intend to stretch open Gay Evan and Gay Skylar‘s young virgin holes with several large dildos, before we even get a chance to bend them over our desks, break them in and turn them into the power bottoms they were born to be? We’re genuinely terrified to find out. Keep us in your thoughts and prayers.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Bulldog Pit
Watch a dramatic reenactment of the video we received below:
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Oh no, pleassssse dont tie me up and jack me off!! Anything but that!!!
I rebuke this. In the name of Satan.
I soooo wanted the clown to have a big red cock-head that honked when squeezed
i hate clowns 🙁
Is there a scientific name for the fear of clowns? I just know they creep the hell out of me and shrinks my dick into my abdominal cavity.
The technical name for the fear of clowns is “normal”.