Some bitches will do ANYTHING to avoid having to get a regular job. The book cover to 2008 presidential campaign political football Levi Johnston’s tell-all has been released, and it’s a whole lotta herp derp. Johnston is STILL in the news, despite being dopey as hell and letting any sort of sexy seep out of him. He better be looking for his former cuteness in those bushes! Yeah, I found him sorta hotsy back then. We’ve already established I find dumb guys hot!
In Deer In the Headlights: My Life In Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs, the former Playgirl cocktease writes (*snort*) about his time knocking up Alaska’s First Daughter and all of his adventures since. I think he did a pistachio commercial or something? Let’s hope he gets really hard up, and does a sex tape. I want to see the dick that might have caused Bristol Palin to seek “corrective jaw surgery.” Note the quotes, because you can’t see me doing the air version from where you are.
– J. Harvey
For pics of Levi Johnston when he was MUCH sexier, Follow the JUMP:
He’s dumb as dirt… but then so is Sarah Palin… I’m waiting for him to admit she wanted to go MILF on him cause her douche of a husband was slipping it to half of Alaska.
osprey LOVE the way you think LOL!
Palin Has Made Him a house hold name..Smart kid
Gostei muito não! :/
God….what a waste of space putting this creepy media whore on here.
oh no! he’s baaa-aaack!
i thought that he’d vanished forever after the dickless, not-really-nude spread in Playgirl.
looser
I’d rather see Todd Palin in Playgirl. Much hotter.
He has a pancake booty :/
Ya’ll are just making noise because you know he’s the dim-witted jock from high school who you wished would call you when he was drunk and wanted some head.
can you say KATO CALIN?
John McCain the next time U have a big decision 2 make ( before U make it ) read some of Sarah tweets or check out reruns of Bristol on Dancing with the Stars or Levi flat ass in PLAYGIRL and I am positively sure U will make the right FUCKING DECISION had U made the right DECISION the 1ST FUCKING time that STUPID TWEETING little TWIT and all of her many OFFSPRINGS would still be up N the wilderness of Alaska killing Mose and NOBODY would be wiser 2 it !!!
Why can’t Sarah go back into the void that she came out of and take Bristol, Levi, the Teabaggers, John McCain and anything related to them back in with her. In typing this I just realized that all this (including the reality shows they are in) are all John McCain’s fault. If he would have picked a legitimate running mate, she would still be a lame governor in Alaska and not our problem. Damn you John McCain! But then if he had picked a good running mate, we might have gotten Obama so maybe it all worked out for the best but I wish he’d clean up the mess he’s made that is the Palin Disaster.
Yes they need to go back to Alaska next to Russia and keep hunting while smoking crack ! Lol
i could care less about his intellect..he could do me anytime anywhere anyplace! and then..do me again! i think hes hot as hell!
I love that he is coming out with a book and milking the Palin connection for all he can get, because I know she is pissed and anything that pisses that bitch off is a good thing.
can so one say a sanjia want to be with out the bad singing