Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony Profile

Lindsay Lohan is either great at self deprecating humor or she's desperate. Whatever the case, the young train-wreck of an actress put out a faux eHarmony ad on the website FunnyorDie. For Lindsay's general lack of talent, it was actually pretty funny. 

Lindsay calls herself an "alcoholic, as well as a threat to all security guards, if they work in hotels," and enjoys "passing out in Cadillac Escalades." The kinda sad part? It's pretty much accurate.

– Andy

4 thoughts on “Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony Profile

  1. Now usually I don’t do this, but uh…
    I have to say, this video actually has me rooting for her a little more! It’s like that scene in Mean Girls where Cady realizes her wrongs and publicly expresses it with a sense of humor. I wish Tina Fey could just direct LiLo’s life… she’d be better off.

  2. Ladies and Gentlemen, we officially have a newer, younger version of Shannen Doherty for our generation, and her name is Lindsay Lohan. Hysterical and fan-fooken-tastic!

  3. Wow, this actually makes here seem personable, and likable again.
    Didn’t know (or remember) she could actually be funny!
    Damnit…now I think I have to give this girl another chance!

  4. Speaking which, how come you haven’t done a story on CompatibleParters.net, the new same-sex matching service eHarmony started to settle a suit by the New Jersey Attorney General?
    Is Manhunt the hookup site afraid of the competition from a site that tries to actually find people true love instead of just a good lay? Because believe me, your sites are focused on/good for COMPLETELY different things.

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