Is it because of all the dick? Looking is an upcoming drama from HBO about gay guys in San Francisco. Oh, and look at this – they invited a whole slew of “gay bloggers” to the setto blog about how Looking is going to be the buttfucking-est gay television drama ever. I doubt the invite said that, but(t) I digress.
They invited the oh-so-tappable (Eliot Glazer and The Accidental Bear), the annoying (that Tyler Oakley trick), and other dudes in the big happy gay blogger bus orgy pic below who I didn’t want to sleep with, so I’m being shallow and not bothering to look them up.
DID THEY INVITE ME? NO. I AM THE GAYEST OF BLOGGERS. I like men. AND WRITE ABOUT IT ONLINE. What’s that? Did you just ask who I was? Point taken… But a more heinous crime has taken place. THEY DIDN’T INVITE DEWITT! Seriously? You motherfuckers didn’t invite Manhunt Daily‘s prettiest star Dewitt? The fuck is wrong with you? He’s famous!
Don’t worry. We know what this is. You think there’s too much penis, and ass, and buttholes, and balls, and nipple-biting, and the occasional post on fisting on Manhunt Daily to take us seriously! That’s fine! Cuz’ gay guys NEVER watch porn. Ew, gross, right? GAY GUYS LOVE PORN. GAY GUYS LIVE FOR PORN. GAY GUYS WILL DELAY VISITING THEIR DYING MOTHERS IN ICU TO FINISH BEATING OFF TO THE LATEST FRATERNITY X VID. Looking should have a season-long arc devoted to porn! PORN IS HUGE.
Anyway, despite the snub, they got their wish. I’m writing about their stupid show. The teaser’s up. It’s by the dude who did Weekend (one of the better gay cinematic romances out there), and it stars the very attractive Jonathan Groff and Russell Tovey. Oh, and Scott Bakula’s in it, too. Chances are it’s good. Still, let’s be a little more sex positive and a little less judgey, shall we, HBO?
It could also have something to do with the fact that we shill for a gay hookup site so we’ve got corporate backing and scare them. But don’t tell me Glazer’s hot ass doesn’t! (That’s SNL’s Kate McKinnon in the damn video with him!)
Ugh, they got me to blog about their stupid show anyways…
– J. Harvey
Check out the teaser for Looking below:
Oh, look. It’s a veritable GAGGLE of gay bloggers. What’s that? Oh, Dewitt and I are just out of frame. Actually, we’re taking this pic. Yes. *sad face*
Here’s Accidental Bear with Russell Tovey and Manhunt Daily lust object Eliot Glazer with Jonathan Groff. They’re sexy so we can’t hate. That’s right. If you’re sexy it’s hard to hate on you. Welcome to Earth.
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finally, a series about attractive gay urban young white male culture….
I sense some shade in this comment, and I LOVE IT.
I would ride Scott Bakula hard. That is all.
Trust, I would prefer a show about trolls like me but that ain’t happening.
Oh honey! It already happened: http://www.manhuntdaily.com/2013/03/golden-gays-this-is-actually-a-tv-show-that-exists-in-the-world-youre-living-in/
(Kidding, kidding!)
my thoughts exactly nothing but “queer as folk” 2014 smh
This is an HBO show, so not holding out much hope for penis shots. They seem to be scared of them. But they love to show breast, vaginas, and asses.
Evil.
i just hope its not like QAF……and definately not like UK QAF………….that show tho i like it did give the impression all homos are drug binge,clubbers………..which am sure is accurate on occasion but its not all homos everywhere
HAHA!! I was thinking the same thing—I guess my old Black gay ass will just have to fire up those ol’ episodes of “Noah’s Arc”…
At least the cast has some legitimately gay stars, instead of the typical gay for pay shite, like the majority of both QUEER AS FOLK series.
OH. MY. GAAAAWWWWWWD. A CABLE SHOW ABOUT YOUNG
ATTRACTIVE WHITE GAY MEN LIVING IN THE CITY! OH MY GAWWWD FINALLLY!
PROGRESS!!!! EQUALITY!!!! I MEAN THEY’RE GAY AND THEY’RE WHIIIIIITE! AND
THEY’RE YOUNG! AND THEY’RE WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE!!!!!
AND THEY’RE IN THE CITY! AND THEY’S WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE, GURL.
I’M A SING THAT OLD NEGRO SPIRITUAL RIGHT NOW, MARTIN. THEY’S ALL SO
WHIIIIIIIIITE*.
“except for the token black character who nobody will want to f….
I’m just happy that it’s a gay show with GAY actors! That’s kinda awesome