Madge To Open Hard Candy Gyms

Madonna wants to make sure your body is as sinewy as hers. The Advocate reports that she’s opening a chain of fitness centers to be called Hard Candy after her album of the same name. We would have gone with Like A Virgin – better album and “shiny and new” and all , but that’s just us.

The first one is set to open in Mexico City on November 29. Her Madgesty will be on hand for the opening, in the city’s Bosques de las Lomas neighborhood, and she’s partnered in this endeavor with her manager Guy Oseary. No word as of yet on whether she will be bench-pressing taxis as a demonstration of her physicality. Seriously, check out the guns on her.

– J. Harvey

11 thoughts on “Madge To Open Hard Candy Gyms

  1. her hands are the scariest … all viens & bone…it’s a shame she’s a slave to hiding them in every pic now (lace gloves, cut off gloves, elbow length…etc)
    the price she paid for pretty

  2. I am beginning to think that people who have eye lifts are racist. It makes them look Oriental. Kind of like when I was growing up and white kids would pull on the slits of their eyes to make fun of Asians

  3. Madge is not looking particularly good in that picture. She looks too much like a picture girl for an eating disorders center.

    Women over 50 can look chic and elegant … but Madge isn’t pulling it off in that photo for sure. Look at Helen Mirren. She’s fabulous.

  4. I live in Mexico City and although there are well established gyms in that area of town, everybody’s talking about Madonna’s new gym.
    Being people as wanna be’s as they are (particularly in the neighborhood), or just because Madonna is involved in that business, it looks as it is going to be a success.

  5. Sadly, it will be another success for her, mainly because it has her name attached to it.
    I would have liked Sticky and Sweet to Hard Candy…after all, her arms look like sticks….

  6. it’s okay, Madge: you can enjoy a steak & potato dinner, once in a while.

    ´matter of fact, i think i might have one of those.

    ´with some Bold’n’Spicy A1 Sauce.

  7. Madonna is the female Michael Jackson. Her face is nothing like she used to look. her eyes, her high cheek bones, her sunken in cheeks under them, her skin pulled so tight on her face—and that body is DISGUSTING!!! she is a gross human being, inside and out

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