Madonna’s Got Herself A New Dancer

That’s not a euphemism. We don’t think she’s fucking him. Yet. Don’t bitch at me, I saw Truth Or Dare. You know she was touching Oliver!

Memphis native Charles Reilly (aka Lil’ Buck) won the Smirnoff Nightlife Exchange Project contest at the Roseland Ballroom in NYC last weekend. The prize? He was handpicked by Madonna herself to be a dancer on her upcoming 2012 world tour. Go Lil’ Buck! Dude beat out dancers from all over the world (5 continents and 50 countries) to back her Madgesty up on her next stadium outing. Yeah, I called her “Madgesty”. I have no problem sounding like a cheesy gossip columnist when it comes to M. See, I called her “M”, too. Fire Island might have burned down, but at least we’ve still got her old ass.

Hopefully, the album she’s going to be shilling is better than Hard Candy. Because that wasn’t pretty. The leaked single sounds like a step in the right direction.

Lil’ Buck is cute, and charismatic and Madge chose his ass because he can MOVE IT. Check out the video of his signature style (“Memphis Jookin”) and more pics after the jump.

– J. Harvey

48 thoughts on “Madonna’s Got Herself A New Dancer

  1. is this another one that she has adopted from africa? she needs to leave those little black boys alone

  2. Fuck You!  Hard Candy was one of her best albums.  I’ve never seen that many people jump for those songs in the club.  Get some taste, J. Harvey.

  3. Jesus, it’s not like I said I did your Dad or something. Calm yourself.

    And her best album is a three-way tie between Like A Prayer, Ray of Light, and Confessions On The Dance Floor. So there!

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