We’re just taking an educated guess on this matter, but you seem to be pretty fond of hot male athletes. We have reason to suspect this given previous history, as well as rugby player Craig Burden‘s current placement on The Ten (for you newbies, that’s our weekly countdown of the sexiest men).
Unless we’re entirely mistaken, we have a feeling that soccer player Lance Parker could make a serious impact on that very same countdown. He has all the right components to get you pitching a tent in your pants. Toned, hairy torso? Check. Totally handsome face? Double check. Enough sex appeal to mystically solve world hunger and cure every known ailment? Well, we can’t have it all…
– Dewitt
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very nice
Wow. David who? Christiano who? 😀
Way sexier with hair on his chest – HOT!
le sigh.
wow
perfection
there is No way some one will say,something wrong about it, i only can say yummy yummy 🙂
Real hot guy.
Meh, he’s not that hot.
Just kidding!
For the love of all that is holy, that man is a wet dream come alive! I think Patrick O’Brien can step aside now!
Thanks DeWitt for sharing that wet dream
my new hubby!
And he is six feet four inches tall…..!!!!! plays for FC Edmonton. This beautiful man deserved a Google.
well he has my vote for next week – and hes obviously well up for posing and being photograghed – very nice
Agreed … so much hotter when not de-forested …
Wow! Totally lickable in every way…
Mega-HOT! Gorgeous.
wish his cock was deep down my throat!!!!!!! Hot Hot guy.
WINNING!
W O W ! ! !
I have a feeling patrick won’t be #1 on the ten for much longer.
Very Hott, very sexxxy
I don’t know how good a soccer player this guy is, but he makes a fucking fantastic product endorser. I would buy whatever shit this guy is selling if it involves his hairy chest, underwear, or water. All 3 together (a la the black undies pick) and I will totally become that company’s bitch. I am not even kidding!
Lance Parker’s going to be stunning in his 40s.
lol Saint Impatience, you would like this!
Want.
*GASP*!!!!!!!!
Touch me
I’m a top, but would let him fuck me, raw 😉
Very HOT!! Like him “waxed” a LOT better!!
Woudn’t throw him out of bed for eating a twinkie!
Is he CK spokeman?
He is definitely hot stuff and should really shake up the Ten…especially if you use the pictures where he is dry. Curly body hair doesn’t really photograph well when wet. I love the fake picture with the cock. It’s just what was needed to finish the set. In my perverted mind, it was real…and real HOT!
very handsome and hot when not plucked
If his naked shot looks that good, how can we be sure all the other cock shot are real or not?
Hairy chest and whiskers. Yep.
He had me at the first pic with the shirt and tie..
I went to high school with him!!!
He was a soccer-star in HS. Didn’t know him, but definitely had my eye on him!!
DEFINITIVAMENTE M COMIENZA A INTERESAR EL FOOTBALL………….EL TIENEN MI VOTO COMO EL MAS ATRACTIVO!!!
Yummy!!! Would love to have him naked in front of me right now!
lol look at the leg on the right side of the last pic. baahahha
And god said, let their be boners, and Lance Parker was created. And it was goooood.
Hot!!
Waoooo de veras que es impresionante este tio, lo quiero en mi cama ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
always love hairy men. fuck me plisss!!!
stunning …
STUNNING…MERAVIGLIOSO
So HOT that I am going 2 have take a very long COLD shower
This is the boy next door, the one you take home to meet the family and the one you want to spend the rest of your life with ! ( then you find out he is a real bitch and totally uneducated and can’t put two words together to make a sentence :-(((((
Lance Parker is the one CHANEL No 5 should have used instead of Brad Pitt who made a fool of himself and the product. Thank God the add only lasted on TV for a day or two before it was cancelled.