After our popular penis-size story we got a lot of requests for the stats on girth, and we’re happy to oblige. I would argue that a man’s girth (or how fat his cock is) is actually more important that length. I mean… who wants to deal with a pencil dick?
In order to find out which states can fill in a XXL condom nicely and which need Enrique Iglesias style Trojans, MANHUNT took the average of our member’s (self reported) sizes.
If you recall, Washington D.C had the longest dicks, but they’re certainly not the thickest coming in at NO. 4 with 5.39 inches. Alaska, which came in dead last in length manages to redeem itself with 5.12 inches in girth.
The top honor goes to Hawaii with an average girth of 5.72 inches. Hawaii came in with 7.24 inches in length, so all around some nice cocks in the Aloha state.
The smallest in thickness also came in second-to-last on length. I’m talking to you Wyoming! What’s in the water over there? The average girth there was only 4.33 in. with a length of 6.92.
But let’s not start an interstate cock fight here, we love them in all shapes and sizes!
– Andy
For the rest of the list, follow the JUMP:
- Hawaii 5.72
- Montana 5.57
- New York 5.47
- District of Columbia 5.39
- North Dakota 5.35
- California 5.35
- South Carolina 5.33
- Illinois 5.31
- West Virginia 5.31
- Arizona 5.3
- Connecticut 5.29
- Tennessee 5.28
- Massachusetts 5.25
- New Hampshire 5.25
- Louisiana 5.24
- Ohio 5.23
- Colorado 5.23
- Minnesota 5.22
- Michigan 5.21
- Georgia 5.21
- Pennsylvania 5.19
- Oregon 5.19
- Kentucky 5.17
- New Jersey 5.17
- Nevada 5.17
- Florida 5.17
- Alaska 5.12
- Maine 5.12
- South Dakota 5.12
- Iowa 5.11
- Rhode Island 5.1
- Washington 5.09
- Alabama 5.09
- Missouri 5.07
- Texas 5.07
- North Carolina 5.06
- Nebraska 5.01
- Mississippi 5
- Virginia 4.99
- Maryland 4.97
- Indiana 4.92
- New Mexico 4.9
- Utah 4.89
- Wisconsin 4.89
- Vermont 4.88
- Arkansas 4.85
- Idaho 4.83
- Kansas 4.81
- Delaware 4.8
- Oklahoma 4.73
- Wyoming 4.33
oh what do you know, i’m not that thick at 5.5, but atleast i’m high end average 😀
Now that length and girth have been covered, I think it’s time to do uncircumcised vs. circumcised.
Montana represent!
see?
this is why i want to sample the Hawai’in Cuisine, so much.
Oh wow – just happened across this by chance, I’m not blowing my own trumpet but I’m much girthier than 5.5, more like 6.75. Do you have the same stats world-wide and not just for US states – I’m in the UK 🙂