Manhunt Man Of The Week: JelloSlapper

This one can slap my jello anyday! Wait, did I just call myself fat? JelloSlapper is a fucking cute-ass Canadian boy, with a penchant for firefighting gear and “bromos” (which is the best term for laid-back, sk8er type gays ever). He’s our newest “Man of the Week”!

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Name: JelloSlapper
Age: 23
Location: Alberta, Canada

1) What was the hottest Manhunt hookup you’ve experienced so far?

This question has been very hard to answer because I’ve had so many great hookups. One that stands out would have to be a rig pig that I had over…I meet this guy on manhunt and he lives/works up in northern Alberta on the oil rigs. He is on his way home to Calgary where I live to visit his family, and he hasn’t had cock in months because he works in the camps. He comes over to my house and he is absolutely stunning. We start out with a bit of kissing and i pin him down so I’m in complete control. I decide I want to see how good of a mouth he has , so I unpin his arms and sit on his chest so that my nuts are resting on his chin. I force my low hangers into his mouth and a fuck his face some. After I feel his bitch face has been fucked good I decide to see what he has in the ass department. His body was relatively hairless, with the exception of a few chest hairs, hot hairy pits, and his super hot hairy hole…I can’t resist, I start licking that hole and I get it as wet as I possibly can. I then start teasing his hole with my cock until he starts to whine because he wants it so bad. I spit on my dick one last time before i stuck it in him. After he relaxed a bit I pounded that bitch hole as hard as I fucking could, he came first, and then when I was about to cum, I pulled out, and shot my load all over his dick, and then I spit in his face.

2) What’s your favorite part on a guy?

Obviously for me it begins with a face, I’m a sucker for a guy with a scruffy face and a buzzed head That drives me totally wild! I totally dig a scruffy bad boy sk8ter kind of look. Next it would have to be his upper body, specifically chest, arms and arm pits. Having just the right amount of chest hair gives me an instant boner, and id rather have too much than too little. I think the armpits are the sexiest part of a guy, especially if he has nice defined arms and shoulders with hairy pits! I love tasting them after hes had a long sweaty day at work, and I love getting mine licked after a hard sweaty day at work. I feel I should also mention that if a dudes nipples are hard wired to his cock, I think that’s fucking hot!

3) Who do you think is the sexiest man in the world?

I used to think Channing Tatum was really hot…. Then I discoverd my love for built hairy macho dudes, and so began my love affair with…SAMUEL COLT, I think he is the sexiest man on this entire planet, I couldn’t even begin to describe what I would do with him, it would be like a dog chasing a car, I wouldn’t know what to do with it if I actually caught it. His hairy chest is fucking AMAZING, his nipple ring gives me a fucking dick twitch, hes got these piercing eyes, not to mention a perfect cock, perfect balls, and a super hot hole. OH and the fact that he has a boyfriend the exact same age as me makes me INSANELY jealous. Ben Cohen is also a close second.

4) What’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex?

One of the most unusual places, isn’t really too unusual, but it was the first time I got fucked and was totally blown away. I met a guy on manhunt, and he was a sexy crane operator, and he wanted to pick me up on his way home from work. This was in the DEAD of Winter, and it was -35C out. We could not go to his house and my place was unavailable, so we drove around until we found a place to park, we finally found a place down some dirt road at the edge of the city. I wasn’t planning on getting fucked that night I just wanted to taste his sweaty balls and cock and mess around in his jeep. Next thing I know he has me bent over the passenger seat and he is eating my ass, after a few minutes of that he slipped his cock into my ass, and it felt so god damn amazing I didn’t want it to stop, I wanted him to fuck me so hard that his cum came out my ears! After we were finished the windows were so fogged up and iced over, we had to spend 20 minutes scraping the ice off the windows.

5) Does size matter?

Naw, I’m a face guy, and I think the guys look as a whole is more important. If I end up with someone I have to look at their face every day. I give fantastic blowjobs, and its very difficult to give a great blowjob if the dudes dick is probing your intestines, and I have a super tight hole, and I can’t take overly thick cocks without around 3 gallons of lube, and someone who is VERY patient. Besides, there are plenty of cocks out there, if you don’t like one, move on to the next one.

Dude has had some SEX! Thanks for those hot stories, JelloSlapper! Again, if you want to be the MOTW, go here. You are going to have guys ALL OVER your profile, AND you will receive 30 days of Unlimited Membership on Manhunt!