You won’t find RyanoSaurus in Jurassic Park. You’ll find him in Toronto wearing the skimpiest underwear save a thong, and showing off his tight, tight body. Our dinosaur friend here is a graphic designer but also works as a personal trainer. Smart, motivated, and all about the gym. And he’s Canadian, and that’s the land where everything is better. THEY HAVE POUTINE.
Speaking of Jurassic Park, you know that part where Newman from Seinfeld is faced with the almost-cute looking dinosaur? But then it FLIPS THESE GIANT WINGS OUT OF ITS HEAD AND HISSES AND SPITS ACID IN HIS EYES? I want RyanoSaurus to do that to me. But in this case, it’s not acid. It’s cum. And he’s giving me a facial. This analogy really doesn’t work, but the gist would be that I want RyanoSaurus to shoot his load on me.
– J. Harvey
Check out more pics of the delicious RyanoSaurus below:
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If you’d like to check out his NAUGHTIER pics, click here to go to his Manhunt profile.
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i really miss the questions and answers — these posts are just dead without them
That ass.
Screw you, Canada. Screw. You.
lol, can’t get thru the border? LOTS of HOT dudes just south of here. 😉
Oh ya eye candy for sure
I hope RyanoSaurus is a meat eater.
Love his ass & look, but nip rings scare me–I’m always afraid I’d rip ’em out due to my enthusiasm…
I don’t get the his and hers towel holders, either. One nip or the other, two is too much.
Douche. And Canada is dull as hell.
Has anyone else noticed that 90% of men named Ryan are gorgeous?
bring back the questions please! Is there a reason they were stopped? Can we at least have vote? 🙂
Damn…l live in Vegas and l missed that…
great ass
Totally. He was to several of my friends.