Mario Lopez Takes On Six Ding-Dongs At Once

Wait, what did you expect to see, pervert!?!? This is a picture of Mario Lopez balancing six ding-dongs on his forehead. If you feel cheated or misled by the title of this post, we encourage you to head over here or here and feel a lot better.

Kudos to World of Wonder for bringing us this to our attention, along with that lovely GIF wall of male celebrity asses (which also included Lopez). Is it too late to officially proclaim it Mario Lopez Week here at Manhunt headquarters?

– Dewitt

43 thoughts on “Mario Lopez Takes On Six Ding-Dongs At Once

  1. I am not sure why you have not posted Mario’s pics from the Ellen Show, he was shirtless and his pants were around his knees

  2. Hostess used to make a cake like that, but it was called Ho Ho’s. Quite appropriate for this site. LOL

  3. I was thinking about the original post that you referenced above for his underwear line. I find it interesting that he has that wall of tools and equipment back there that are all kinda geared towards straight guys. Given that, it seems obvious that Mario wants macho straight guys to look at him in his underwear and be attracted enough to that to buy them because he likes tools too. Damn! And I thought I went to a lot of effort to get straight guys attention.

    That being said, do we know where that naked shot of Mario in the “Wall of Ass” came from? I’d REALLY like to see more…oh and of course FUCK THE HELL out of that bubble butt beauty.

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