Mason Wyler is Not Coming to Your ‘Party’

Mason Wyler
Porn star Mason Wyler may have shocked us last month with a little bit of racist commentary, but this time I'm surprised by something entirely different–his naivety. It's actually kind of cute!
On his blog Wyler Nation, the so-called king of bottoms detailed an encounter with a hunky waiter and provided this gem about not knowing the other meaning of "party".

"Apparently, the fact that my allergies were acting up, making me sniffle and sneeze, gave others the impression that I had been inhaling powdery substances," wrote Wyler. "And thus the question: 'Do you like to party?', which really means, 'Do you do drugs? Do you have anyone on you? Can I have some please?' I thought they meant party, like an actual party with booze and tons of people and loud music and a cake, celebrating someones release from prison or kidney stone passing or loss of virginity at the age of 14. Either way my answer would be, not really. But seriously. Who knew Party = doing drugs?…I also found it alarming that an invitation to sandwiches and hot sex (which I assumed would be strictly gay sex) turned out to be a hotel room turned pussy palace and cocaine snort-a-torium."

I just find it incredible that a self-proclaimed "slut who swallows" (see MANHUNT profile for reference) would have never heard this expression. It wouldn't have mattered anyways since MANHUNT does not allow PnP lingo on the site. Oh Mason, you still have plenty of things to learn… and I'd gladly offer you a lesson.

– Dewitt

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6 thoughts on “Mason Wyler is Not Coming to Your ‘Party’

  1. really who cares…lol…dewitt/manhunt are you trying to “trick” us into posting comments again about this washed up old porn star!! let us know when he starts doing BARE BACK porn and maybe we will have something to say…MAYBE!!
    I HOPE I’M THE LAST POST ON THIS SUBJECT…HEY GUYS MOVE ON AND DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME LIKE I JUST DID MAKING A POST!!
    NEXT POST PLEASE——————>

  2. He has already done BB porn… on boyspissing.com
    just thought i’d throw that out there..

  3. dave- why must it be BB porn?? so he can show that he doesn’t care about being safe and NOT taking the chance on spreading HIV, just because some hunky stud says “oh no, I’m negative as of (insert date here)!”? I suppose you are one of those men who insists that using a condom takes away from your performance and experience? well, get some therapy!

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