Tiger Woods' twenty-seven mistresses can move the fuck over, because there's a new claim to make if you're hankering for your fifteen minutes of fame. Just tell people you made out with Ricky Martin before he came out as a "fortunate homosexual man"! That's what former child star and bar owner Pablo "Pablito" Ruiz just did, which isn't suspicious at all given that he's been irrelevant for years…
Who will be next to reveal themselves as one of Ricky's former partners? And when will the details get a little juicier than just kissing? Either way, I'm seriously thinking about producing a line of "I Bumped Taints With Ricky Martin" t-shirts.
– Dewitt
To watch a video of Pablo's big reveal, follow the JUMP:
hes cute, ricky has great taste in men, tiger’s mistresses are ugly.
if they are all as sexy as this one – then i think they deserve at least 5 minutes of our time.
once they all get their 15 minutes – they have a massive orgy for randy blue.
i think that could be a suitable conclusion to this story and all the drama
oh cool no one cares
And why is this guy doing this now? Does he need fame or attention? What is the point of this anyway? Is he looking too get cash from Ricky to be kept quiet?
And in all honesty….WHO really cares?
Nothing worse than bitches who kiss and tell.
Dewitt perhaps I could have something 2 say if the entire vid where not N SPANISH !!!
isn’t that the match game set?
The fact that ass-hoe’s like that come out with statement to get fame is so last year. I made out with Ricky Martin, but I not going to reveal it to the press. Leave Ricky alone and let him start living gosh!!!
i remember this guy, when he was a child, he’s from argentina he had some hits back in the 80’s even then you could tell he was gay.