He has muscular pecs, crystal blue eyes, an eight inch dick and an ass that never says “no”.
His name is Kinky Kyle, and you should get to know him a little better, since we’ve already decided that he’s your new boyfriend. Um, what’s that you say? You’re already attached? You’re not looking for romance right now? Blah, blah, blah, some other bullshit reason for not wanting to be in a relationship? Fuck that! Kinky Kyle is the perfect man, and he’s on sale for 25% off. You should spend the rest of your life with him. Clearly.
The haters might be quick to point out that Kinky Kyle has no arms or legs, but don’t listen to what those jealous fuckers have to say! They don’t understand the love you share with Kinky Kyle. They never will. You are the modern day Romeo and Juliet, minus the whole “killing yourself at the end” part. (Oops, spoiler alert!) Your love is eternal, and it will never die. Kinky Kyle will always be there for you. Watching over you. Loving you. Always.
– Dewitt
Photo via: Manhunt Shop
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how the heck does my dick fit in that?
In a word: YIKES!
with a combination of lube and shame
Lulz 🙂
$450??? $450??? Really???
The face is really unnecessary. Without the face, it would be a much more attractive toy..
Then how could you stare into his BIG BLUE BEAUTIFUL EYES?
That what he meant. That would be some scary shit to look at while getting your freak on.
Maybe if they gave it some different color hair and eyebrows it might look better…if it looked more like a mannequin.
Something is only kinky the first time.
i know
honestly, as a masturbator, it’s kinda hot [[but for the freaky fucking face]]
but even at 25% off it’s absurdly expensive
yeah for that price you could get a real man for the night or maybe even the whole weekend. LOL
Shouldn’t he be called “Matt?” Or “Art?” Or “Bob?”
Of course, all of those names are context-dependent…
Congratulations!
You, sir, have won the Internet!
I just LOVE a sex doll that says with its eyes “I shall rip the SOUL from your flesh”.
Now, where could you hide this sex toy? It’s not like a dildo or but plug you could keep in the back of your sock drawer.
you’d probably have to “Lars and the Real Girl” it.
Well that’s way better than a fleshjack and dildo sold separately. The face is a few steps over the freaky line but for many guys I’m sure that would be a better thing to hump and hold on to than the sofa.
look, cant they get some porn stars to not just mould their dicks but to mould their faces and bodies and put them on something like this? that would do MEGA business.
this has an unfortunate looking face… with a hot and realistic face it would be well worth paying for…
and you sir, have won second prize – atlas and fariasrv comments are my fav comments ive read in forever
but you can fuck its mouth and fuck its eye sockets too for extra pleasure
you can fuck it in both ears and nostrils
thats the problem, the hair and eyebrows make it look ginger and freaky
No, he looks albino….freaky albino