Uh, the part with the doll…?

In the weirdest case of desperate-for-something-to-masturbate-over that I’ve ever seen in a gay porn scene, Aspen turns from his smartphone to a nearby Barbie doll, and then to an imaginary Luke Adams?

The fuck?

Unless you’re a straight guy with a very specific fetish, this is the most ridiculous story beat I’ve ever witnessed in porn. And I’ve seen clown porn. If there are any straight (that would be interesting) or bi (less so) Manhunt Daily readers out there, please chime in. Have you ever spanked it to a Barbie doll? One of those big sex dolls, I could maybe understand. But Barbie’s cousin Skipper? It’s not even Ken!

Anyway, Aspen dumps the dolly, and picks up his binoculars. He tries to look for chicks out the window and is caught by the luscious Luke Adams. Luke is in no way a small plastic doll minus a vagina and too-shiny plastic tits. He tells Aspen that he won’t alert the perv police if they can get after it. But I’m not gay, Aspen protests! I don’t know, I seem to see a lot of footage of you getting fucked by guys, Asp.

Eventually, Luke throws him on to the bed (Aspen gets throw on to beds a lot lately. I think I’ll make a GIF series.) and teaches him how to eat man ass. Aspen picks that skill up rather quickly, and graduates almost immediately to fucking Luke’s ass. For someone who’s straight, he seems really good at dicking dudes down.

But that Barbie doll scene…

Check out more of Through These Binoculars below. To watch the whole scene (you can always FF past Aspen trying to jerk it to a Babrie doll), go here.

Through These Binoculars
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Aspen, Luke Adams, and Barbie’s cousin Skipper