Who the hell would get a tattoo of Leviticus 18:22? Can't you just hate homosexuals without permanently declaring it on your arm? Apparently not, when you happen to be a friend of gay-basher Daniel Rodriguez. That same friend claims that Rodriguez's attack on Jack Price was justified because Price made sexual advances towards him.
Even if this were true, in what sick world is sending someone to the hospital with a fractured jaw, rib fractures and a lacerated spleen considered payback for blowing a kiss? I guess the same sick world where it seems completely sensible to tattoo "You shall not lie with a male as with a woman. It is an abomination." on your arm…
– Dewitt
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When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination … End of debate.
However, I do need some advice regarding some other elements of God’s Laws and how to follow them.
1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?
2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness – Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord – Lev.1:9. The problem is, my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2. clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?
6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination – Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don’t agree. Can you settle this? Are there ‘degrees’ of abomination?
7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?
8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?
9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
11. I have an IMPOSSIBLE child. They won’t listen to a thing I say and they are rude and abrasive. So, I guess there’s no other recourse than to follow the verse found at Deuteronomy 21:18-21 where it tells parents to stone their “stubborn and rebellious sons.” Anyone have a boulder?
Just a thought
Amen sista!
I love this message. its going on my FACEBOOK!
I’m clearly gay, but the majority of those are from old testament, which if you know the bible at all aren’t for society today, that is what the new testament is for. But again, he is just as wrong too in that sense. Good job any way though!
this man is a fool
What I want to know is what posessed this dumb jackass to tatoo this particular bible verse on his arm…why would he think that was necessary.
So, it is all right to give a beat down on a gay man that comes on to you. Given that logic, every woman is justified in having a beat down fall upon any man that comes onto her?
Didn’t working in WYOMING for Matthew Sheppard’s murderers and I don’t think it will work here. GAY PANIC is NOT a defense.
Thank you, Dewitt. I’ve seen this pop up on other sites today and decided to ignore it – I have no desire to watch a video of people explain why it’s cool to bash gay guys. But your take on it was both refreshing and honest. Seriously, what kind of fuck is so terrified of anyone thinking he’s gay that he tattoos some bizarre bible verse on his arm? Someone that’s gay and doesn’t want to admit it. I hope he doesn’t follow most of Leviticus, which spends several chapters explaining how to correctly sacrifice animals (like voodoo, but with more rules). While I honestly hope he comes to terms with his homosexuality, I can also say I won’t be sad if he gets run over by a dump truck sometime soon.
tell them to read bibles in other languages… 😛
I would like to take Daniel Rodriguez’s pants down, remove his underwear, and onto a chopping block stretch out his penis and then with one swift hit – cleanly remove it from his body.
I’d hand him back his severed cock in a paper bag, asking him ever so sweetly if he’d “like fries with that”
When they get to state prison we will see how well they do. Don’t drop the soap!
Hey, don’t forget Lev. 19:28 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.
Heh, at the previous comment: Win.
Twenty bucks says this git’d pull the “But that verse doesn’t count” crap.
thank fuck that the bible is just lies