Michael Jackson’s Public Viewing Will Be Held At Neverland Ranch

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What are you doing this Fourth of July weekend? From barbecues to fireworks, many Americans will be pushing their plans aside to attend Michael Jackson's public viewing at the Neverland Ranch this Friday. We'd consider attending to pay our respects, but chances are that this will be the biggest shit show ever. They're going to need crazy amounts of security to make sure some deranged fans don't run off with an arm or something…
– Dewitt

2 thoughts on “Michael Jackson’s Public Viewing Will Be Held At Neverland Ranch

  1. deathcare would be happy for how little they needed to prevent him from decomposing.

  2. im pretty sure they said it would be closed-casket with a giant picture of him from the 80’s didnt they? so why would anyone go just to see a casket?

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