Morning Wood

Morning wood:

A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.

Good morning!


 

Good morning to this, most blessed of dudes.  This is the ultimate gift, and my personal acid husband test: the ability to suck your own dick.

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There was a time when I was bendy enough to pull this off, but those days are behind me, I’m afraid. I must now rely on the kindness of strangers.

Bonus gif just cause I love it:

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That pic is so fucking hot. Good morning!

 

-tyler

5 thoughts on “Morning Wood

  1. I can self suck ( well I could a few years ago when I last tried.) never liked it, and have always preferred others to suck me. I don’t understand others fascination with self sucking. Self suckers seem sad to me when there are so many others who would just love to suck you (and me) __newtonn

  2. Amen to that! I have found that probably most all men would love to suck and be sucked at some point. It’s a natural thing, and I’m so glad that we are owning up to that in this day and age. A man knows what a man knows and wants!

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