Morning wood:
A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
Good morning!
Good morning, suit and tie. This dude is completely gorgeous and I would wager that most of you guys reading this would jump down there between his sock-gartered legs (and a jockstrap in a suit!) in a heartbeat to deal with those low hangers and uncut tool.
Which is what makes these mods so fuckin’ stupid. Like why waste your time making this already basically perfect man slightly different:
Ok fine. Slightly bigger balls. Fine. Whatever. But:
Nonsense.
WTF!
Good morning. Welcome to Monday.
-tyler
Nice balls anyways
Nice ALL THE THINGS to my tastes…