Morning wood:
A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
Good morning!
Good morning, Franco Noriega. Your body is disturbingly anatomically correct and I think it’s weird that you list your job as “chef” on your instagram when you’re clearly just doing situps for a living.
How’s dude got so many abs? That seems like too many.
Good morning! (and Happy Christmas Eve!)
– tyler
Not too furry, not too smooth just right
And so many abs! He should be studied!
Studied? I’m thinking I might just need the rest of my life to study him, hopefully whilst he’s bringing me homemade muffins in bed whilst telling me all the filthy things we will be doing after breakfast