Morning wood:
A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
Good morning!
Good morning, Angelos Petheryotis (nee, Angelo Peterson). I don’t know where you went, but you were fuckin sexy as shit.
That’s a hell of a name though. Reminds me of that Golden Girls quote about the president of Greece. If you know what happened to this phat ass’d musclebro, give a shout in the comments. His trail seems to go cold after 2013.
Good morning!
– tyler
That bum is hypnotic, you’d follow it anywhere