Morning wood:
A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
Good morning!
Good morning to Str8cam Jeff, who’s bringing us our post-Halloween morning wood, AND a helpful idea for what to do with those pumpkins you have leftover on November 1!
I love this handsome fucker, and if you don’t follow him on twitter and watch his cam shows already, you really really should. He’s at the top of his game for a reason, all pumpkin fucking aside.
Also, buy Spunk Lube, because he makes it and because you can use the silicone version as a finishing product for extra shine in your hair!
Welcome to November.
-tyler
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