Believe it or not, this post has absolutely nothing to do with Mario character Toad. It's actually about penises! I know you're shocked to hear that, but please withhold your gasps so we can engage in a conversation about whether mushroom-headed cocks are hot or not. This is obviously very important and life-changing, so please take it seriously.
Okay, so let's set up a scenario. You're on MANHUNT, and you receive a message from a guy in the next town over. He's really feeling your profile, saying that he's dying to fool around with you. He doesn't have many pictures–maybe one of his face and another shot of his torso. Even so, he looks like a winner from those pics alone. Not sensing any other prospects, you decide to head over to his place.
He's even hotter in person! He offers you a drink, though you decline. The only thing you want going down your throat is his hard cock. He's making small talk, so you interrupt him by pushing him down on the couch and aggressively kissing him. You straddle him (or throw his legs in the air), engaging in a moment of dry-humping and intense groping. It gets to a point where you need to get him naked. You start with his shirt, and his upper body is better than you could have ever imagined. Then you unzip his jeans, pull off his underwear and out flops…
Well, let's just say it almost looks like a doorknob. Attached to a decently thick shaft is an incredibly wide head. Are you turned on by this unique shape? Ambivalent? Or are you ready to rush for the door in disgust?
– Dewitt
For a few photos of mushroom-headed penises, follow the JUMP:
Kudos to Phallic Cymbals for the photos!
Ew.
Wow, I honestly have never seen a cock that looked like that. WTF? Some of the pics are disturbing, but a dick is a dick right?
Gross. Especially the sixth picture down.
It’s an interesting shape. I’m sure it would have its good points, and its bad points.
bad lighting lol
it’s extremely hot!! i definitely have a fetish for the mushroom head!! you guys don’t know what you’re missing!
Ok, I love mushroom heads, but JESUS CHRIST, pick some better reference pics!!!! These are just FREAKY!!!!
NO NO NO NO!
DUDE! like the only color they come in is WHITE? thats so racist and offencive!
I luv a Big Mushroom headed Dick!I luv to suck on a big head!Luv the feel when it pops in and out of my ass. Id suck off any of the dicks in these pics.
NO! cuz that usually means the shaft isnt that thick to make the head look bigger. gross
oh my… not my cup of tea but the 6th picture… really?… that looks borderline deformed
oh and the 7th picture… wow… I mean… wow… at what point does the reference “mushroom head” end and “umbrella cock” kick in…lol
Ok, not when they are that big. Ew.
hahaha…wow…those are disturbing…maybe if the shafts were a bit thicker…or they had foreskin =]
Things were going fine until the guy I was with whipped out a gigantic mushroom head where the shaft was straight and cylindrical, and the head was almost a perfect hemisphere…absolutely no taper at all. The thought of getting my rectum severely wrecked by his aggression and his plunger of a cock was an immediate deal-breaker — sorry.
I don’t like the 1st one, or the 6th one, sorry.
But…I could quite happily cope with the 8th!
Oh please Mr Manhunt, take this story down – I feel unwell.
I have a really handsome cock and I know I am damn lucky – I can’t image what it must be like to have something like one of the above in your pants. Hell, I wouldn’t look at in the shower or even when taking a piss – Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
mushroom heads are awesome – wish i had one, very animalistic
Mushroom heads are hot… but those pics above seem deliberately poorly chosen. Ick.
lol. those are poor examples. I have a mushroom head but my shaft is in proportion to the head, those are all head.
cant say i ever thought about it ..i like cut better than uncut though im uncut ..a couple of the pics look weird (yucky even )
mushroom head on a thin dick looks silly
but if your lucky enuff to have a nice thick cock a mushroom head in proportion would be excellent ..
i dont like…. even cos i’m 100% top 😉 rssss
rafael, from brazil
rafasantoscruz@hotmail.com
what a turn off!! ewk
I prefer them than those pointy, triangular penis heads…. mushroom head any day over those….
My ideal cock has a head just slightly thicker than the shaft. Some of these are OK, but some are just freaky.
Mushroom-heads are the BEST!
Any of you who don’t want them, please send them my way!
most if not all of those dicks are gross
There are some foods that I just won’t eat and likewise, there are some cocks that I just can’t bring myself to touch much less put in my mouth!
any cock that has been cut looks freaky,,, u guys in the US say you onoly get cut for cleanliness. does that mean guys never wash down there,,
If your “mushroom head” is in proportion to the shaft, then you don’t really HAVE a mushroom head. It’s not specifically the “shape” so much as the proportions that determine a mushroom head.
Personally, I like a mushroom headed cock with a slimmer shaft. I like the “opening” sensation, then being able to relax as I’m getting pumped, instead of feeling like I’m having a telephone pole rammed inside me.
I’d ride any one of these cocks.
Gross just gross! Definitivamente saldria corriendo de la habitacioN! ew!
LOLZ They seriously look lke mushrooms…poor toad, he’s not the most popular mushroom shaped thing anymore
I’ll take a mushroom head anyday over a wrinkly, ugly piece of foreskin. YUCK!
Wow, those are disgusting…
EWWWW!!! YACK!!! YUCK!!!! pretty much they look nasty…. but i have to admit i hooked up with a guy once that had a mushroom head, i even gave him a BJ… but it the weirdest thing i ever seen….. his urethra (aka pee hole) was located underneath the head of the penis, the part where the head meets the shaft…. ARGH!!!!!
Hello “loves the low cut on white guys”,
That guy has a medical condition and needs the help of a plastic surgeon. The poor chap – he would make a terrible mess taking a piss.
ummmm…
ewwwww…. non of those are going ANYWhERE near or in my mouth/hands/ass or ears.
Your all fucking disgusting gay faggots and I hope you all burn in hell, Also LOL!!! At any loser born with a mushroom cock. Your cock looks like a mold that grows from the ground, Also a video game character congrats to you NOT!! Lol you fail at life. Fuck you all
i would suck, kiss, lick, jerk and fuck any of those dicks. Yummy. I will suck any and all dicks with massive swollen heads…they are the best. but then again, i’d suck any dick besides a mexicans or blacks.
i’d even suck on shorter cocks too as long as the head is fat. mmm cum on my face.
Mushroom cock heads are cool. I woud love to watch a big mushroom head slide in my girl and see her sweet lips close down around the smaller shaft
Hell no!!
I hate mushrooms except mushroom headed dicks.
(there were some pretty interesting comments strewn through here.)
i’d encountered an M-Head Dick maybe twice in my entire sexual career, thus far.
hhaha those dicks are so small and thinner than air. Those “mushroom heads” are small, and they look mushroom-like only because those dicks are really thin.
Well, I think everybody has their likings. But, I think Mushroom Headed Dicks rock. By the way, I am a guy with also a Mushroom Headed Dick. And when ever I pulled of my pants to receive oral sex, from many of the Hot Chicks I have sexual intercourse, their first impression is, “Oh, my”, jaja. Love their reaction.