Butt massages, boners and bears! Oh my, indeed. With all the excitement in the past couple of days, we missed out on a few pretty awesome viral videos. To make up for it, we've rounded them all up for a very special Wednesday edition of our Must Watch series.
Watch drag queens spoofing Lady Gaga & Beyonce, athletes getting into some hot action and Jill Sobule singing an ode to hairy men with bellies. Which one of these videos is your favorite?
– Dewitt
To watch all four of the videos, follow the JUMP:
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Sherry Vine & Peppermint Parody Lady Gaga: I know what you're thinking–another fucking "Telephone" parody? Well, get over it, because these two NYC drag queens have created a seven minute video that's just as epic as the original. A few of their jokes had us laughing out loud! And what can I even say about those hats?
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Wrestler Gets A Massive Boner: This cameraman seems much more interested in capturing gratuitous ass shots than finding out who's winning the match, but we can't blame him for that. Even he couldn't have predicted the surprise at the end of this video. After the two minute mark, keep your eyes on the crotch of the guy in the blue singlet.
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Athlete Gets A Butt Massage: If you thought Italian soccer player Gennaro Gattuso was a hottie, just wait until you see French footballer Bixente Lizarazu getting a full-blown ass massage. Um, I think I may need to add "professional ass massager" to my resume, because this sure looks like fun!
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Jill Sobule & Margaret Cho Have Bear Envy: We loved Jill Sobule's hits "I Kissed A Girl" and "Supermodel" back in the '90s, and now she's teamed up with Margaret Cho and a bunch of hot chubby dudes for "The Bear Song". I'm totally in love with the scene-stealing cutie in the green shirt. That man has some serious moves!
Loved ’em all, except the last one
“So how do you know him? I don’t, I thought you did. So why did you kill everyone? Do you really want to pay this bill”
Bwahahaha, that really had me rolling!
Man, the wrestling video was hot as hell. I’m not sure if that guy was sporting a boner. He may be just that huge when flaccid.
And can we get that soccer player in The TEN? Damn, what an ass!!!!!
I want a butt massage!
Ummm..that wrestling video just made me grab my dick. Those legs and their asses. YUMMMM!!
Apparently I need to get involved in sports. I’ll start as a wrestling ref and end up massaging male soccer players beautiful asses! this is my dream come true!
HA! The Bear Song might be my new personal theme song.
Loved the wrestling & the butt massage and yes the wrestler N the was totally boned up and he made no attempts 2 hide it BTW speaking of boned up the black guy N the massage vid after pretending 2 rub ( or admire ) Blondie ass seemed 2 be tenting up. Or was it just fishfull thinking on my part ?
God damn that wrestling vid was HOT. I would die happy between either of those guys’ thighs…
I was too late to see the wrestling video, they removed it due to terms of use violation.