We love you but the barkeep probably doesn’t. The gay bar has become an essential stop on the Drunken Bachelorette Party Train route. It’s cool, suburban girls named Kerri and Jenn, we understand that your friends getting married and you need to show off your penis squirt guns and slur to us that you would love to go shopping sometime. Just don’t block the line for drinks with your passed out body.
– J. Harvey
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Nailed it!!
Brilliantly funny. And sadly all too true.
Amazingly all true. Could not be any more real.
Not totally correct. It forgot how our powers to convert gay men to straight increase the drunker we get.
Hmm… Either “Sober Straight Girl” is a misnomer, or you’re delusional. The mating call of the sorority girl (“I’m soooooo drunk!”) always made me glad I’m gay. If anything, it made me crave cock all the more.
I meant in our heads, not in reality.
Reminds me of this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkE8zcrdRmA
UGh bachelorettes in gay bars make me so mad,….if I see a bachelorette group I immediatly have to leave.
that brings back memories of when I worked in a club
Loved the video, totally hilarious! I’m a bartender too and have to deal with this all the time (college girls are even worse than Bachelorette parties) But last time i checked you are there to do a job. That job is to serve people no matter what they order and how annoying they are. If you hate it so much quit your fucking job and go work at Mickey D’s!!!!! lol
bachelorette’s are the worst! separate bills…ugh
Oh you stupid stupid girl! I cannot believe you’d do this to yourself! Ugh! It’s girls like you who give the rest of the girls a bad name! You must be part man or have a dick! How could you be so stupid!?!?
Ohmygoodness, I am sitting here with tears rolling down my face from laughing so hard! I love how the computer voice makes everything sound deadpan. This is a must watch for anyone who has ever had a customer service job!
Nothing is uglier than a drunk female.
I second that! Plus, an experienced bartender knows how to work just about any kind of crowd and can bring down some decent cash. They weren’t my favorite or first choice, but with a little choice flirting and a few heavy pours I’d always end up with a full tip jar.