Looking for the perfect way to spend your Valentine's Day? Whether you're single, in a relationship or things are complicated, you might get a little excitement in your pants by watching the upcoming film entitled… er, Valentine's Day. It pretty much stars everyone who's ever been in a movie, including Taylor Lautner, Jamie Foxx, Ashton Kutcher, Patrick Dempsey and Topher Grace.
Oh, and did I mention that Eric Dane and Bradley Cooper are totally gay for one another? Well, at least in the movie. The trailer's not showing any of their man-on-man loving, but we heard from more than a few sources that they get it on hardcore. Unfortunately, those sources only exist in our wildest fantasies. Though we're not placing any bets on a sex scene, we're almost positive that Dane spends a good amount of his screen time shirtless. There are pictures to prove it!
– Dewitt
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Of course there’s nothing in the trailer to even suggest any gay characters . . . and every clip with either Eric and Bradley is them with some beautiful woman. And if Ashton Kutcher’s the star of this flick, I’m gonna go throw up — most over-rated “actor” around. And oh yah, btw, geez we barely have Christmas outta the way and you’re already flogging Valentine’s?!!
This reminds me of “He’s just not that into you” it had a shit load of known actors and it sucked ass. I am gonna wait on this one.
I agree with LW: Ashton kutcher is a HORRIBLE ACTOR!!! this movie is gonna SUCK!!! (and NOT in the good way) lol.
taylor lautner’s doggy nose is not my cup of tea, i think he should get himself a new nose when he is legal, the dog like hump is so annoying.
so i’ll pass on this film, otherwise the doggy nose will just annoy me to much
So you’re a “perfect” model then Alex? Get over it, he’s a good looking guy (for jail bait) and i’m sure that nose would just be perfect for amplifying the screams of passion while… well the less said better- as mentioned above, jail bait.
valentine’s day for gays is the day after valentine’s day… gawd. quit picking on vday for everything it’s not 🙂